Vexis
06-06-2006, 04:02 PM
kinda of a confusing joke...my friends just sit there and say "...what the f*ck?" maybe ull all get it.
A rich man walks into a bar and goes to the bartender.
"Get me a 12 year old vodka," the man says. The bartender gets him the drink. The man takes it, drinks it, spits it out.
"Blegh! that was disgusting! Get me a 4 year old martini." The bartender gets it and the man drinks it, spits it out again.
"Blegh! that was awful!"
The hobo at the end of the bar pisses into a cup, gives it to the bartender and says, "...give dis to dat man over dere..." The bartender goes to the man, saying, "This one's on the house." The man drinks it, spits it out, "Blegh! that was disgusting! it tastes like piss!!!"
The hobo says, "now tell me how old i am."
A rich man walks into a bar and goes to the bartender.
"Get me a 12 year old vodka," the man says. The bartender gets him the drink. The man takes it, drinks it, spits it out.
"Blegh! that was disgusting! Get me a 4 year old martini." The bartender gets it and the man drinks it, spits it out again.
"Blegh! that was awful!"
The hobo at the end of the bar pisses into a cup, gives it to the bartender and says, "...give dis to dat man over dere..." The bartender goes to the man, saying, "This one's on the house." The man drinks it, spits it out, "Blegh! that was disgusting! it tastes like piss!!!"
The hobo says, "now tell me how old i am."