Lost Glass Eye

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's ass was that eye staring right back at him.

"You know," said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."

Now that's funny!

baseball game

between two catholic high schools.
The star slugger of one team had one glass eye.
He belts what he's sure is an inside the park home run, slides into home plate and the Priest who is home plate umpire calls him out!
Furious, he jumps up and rounds on the ump, prepared to tear him a new one, then realizes the ump is also a priest. The boy pauses for a moment. Then he turns the Priest's hand palm up with one hand, and with the other plucks out his own glass eye and places it in the Priest's hand, saying;
"Here, father. You need it more then I do."

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!