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The Reading Woman VS The Game Warden

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." said the woman.

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
 
LOL :p
Very amusing. :D

It reminds me of an old Abbott and Costello skit:

Mr. Fields (their landlord): You owe me $10 extra for use of the new laundry room in the basement.

Lou: We didn't use it.

Bud: We didn't even know there was a new laundry room.

Mr. Fields: That doesn't matter, it was there for you. Pay the $10 or I'll have you evicted.

Bud hands Mr. Fields the money.

Lou goes over to Mr. Fields and punches him in the face, hard.

Lou: That's for making love to my girlfriend Hillary when I was out of town last week.

Mr. Fields: I never touched Hillary!

Lou: That doesn't matter, she was there for you.
 
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