The Divorced Couple.

A husband and wife finally ended their horrible marriage with a very bitter divorce. Both left the marriage hating each other. After many years, the wife died and went to Heaven. At the pearly gates St. Peter informs her to get into Heaven she needs to spell a word. The word she has to spell is "Love." Of course she gets in.

A few years goes by and St. Peter looks her up. "Hey," he asks, "can you do me a favor? We're upgrading Heaven's systems and I need to over see the tech guys. Can you watch the gate for me? Just ask people to spell words to get in like I did you."

So she takes over the watching of the gate and gives people words like "Love" to spell. Most get in. The ones that can't go to Hell. Well, low and behold, her ex-husband shows up.

"What the hell are you doing here?" He asks her with a sneer.

"I'm dead, you moron." She says. "And St. Peter asked me to watch the gate."

"Well, don't just stand there, you cow, let me in!" He demanded.

"Can't do it. To get into Heaven you have to spell a word."

"Alright," he replies, giving her a superior look, "what's the word?"

She smiles and says, "Checkoslovakia."