Three little Boys were concerned
> because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
> They decided it was because they had not been Baptized
> and didn't go to Sunday School.
>
>
>
> So they went to the nearest Church.
>
>
> But, only the Janitor was there.
>
>
>
> One little Boy said,
> "We need to be baptized
> because no one will come out and play with us
> Will you baptize us?"
> "Sure" said the Janitor
>
>
>
> He took them into the bathroom
> and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
> one at a time.
> Then He said, "You are now Baptized!".
>
>
> " When they got outside,
> one of them asked,
> "What religion do You think We are?"
>
> The oldest one said,
>
> "We're not Kathlick, ......because they pour the water on You."
> "We're not Babtis, .....because they dunk all of You in the water."
> "We're not Methdiss, .....because they just sprinkle water on You."
>
> The littlest one said,
> "Didn't you smell that water!"
>
> They all joined in asking,
> "Yeah! What do You think that means?"
>
> "I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
>
> because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
> They decided it was because they had not been Baptized
> and didn't go to Sunday School.
>
>
>
> So they went to the nearest Church.
>
>
> But, only the Janitor was there.
>
>
>
> One little Boy said,
> "We need to be baptized
> because no one will come out and play with us
> Will you baptize us?"
> "Sure" said the Janitor
>
>
>
> He took them into the bathroom
> and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
> one at a time.
> Then He said, "You are now Baptized!".
>
>
> " When they got outside,
> one of them asked,
> "What religion do You think We are?"
>
> The oldest one said,
>
> "We're not Kathlick, ......because they pour the water on You."
> "We're not Babtis, .....because they dunk all of You in the water."
> "We're not Methdiss, .....because they just sprinkle water on You."
>
> The littlest one said,
> "Didn't you smell that water!"
>
> They all joined in asking,
> "Yeah! What do You think that means?"
>
> "I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
>