>>A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
>>
>>"Hello, could you give me condom.
>>
>>My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting
>>something from me!"
>>
>>The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
out,
he
>>returns and tells him:
>>
>>"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute
too.
>>She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and
I
>>think she expects something from me too."
>>
>>The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving
he
>>turns back and says:
>>
>>"After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is
still
>>pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and
since
>>she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from
me!!
>>
>>During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
>>left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad
gets
>>there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
>>
>>"Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"
>>
>>A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
>>kindness..."
>>
>>Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
>>down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend
>>even more than the others.
>>
>>She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know
>>you were so religious!!!"
>>
>>The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
>>
>>"Hello, could you give me condom.
>>
>>My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting
>>something from me!"
>>
>>The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
out,
he
>>returns and tells him:
>>
>>"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute
too.
>>She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and
I
>>think she expects something from me too."
>>
>>The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving
he
>>turns back and says:
>>
>>"After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is
still
>>pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and
since
>>she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from
me!!
>>
>>During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
>>left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad
gets
>>there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
>>
>>"Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"
>>
>>A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
>>kindness..."
>>
>>Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
>>down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend
>>even more than the others.
>>
>>She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know
>>you were so religious!!!"
>>
>>The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
