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A Blue Whale is swimming along...

naughty1

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A blue whale is happily swimming along in the ocean one bright, sunny day when suddenly he spies a figure swimming along in the distance. This figure seems somehow out of place, so the whale swims toward it. Upon closer inspection the whale discovers that the swimmer is a rhinoceros. Curious the whale asks:

“Mr Rhinoceros, Mr. Rhinoceros, what are you doing out here in the middle of the ocean?”

All the rhinoceros can do is shake its head sadly and reply:

“Oh, the ark, the ark…”

Getting no further information from the rhinoceros, the whale swims on. After a while, he spies a giraffe swimming in the ocean. Ever the curious swimmer, the whale asks of the giraffe:

“Mr. Giraffe, Mr. Giraffe, what are you doing out here in the middle of the ocean?”

Like the rhinoceros all the giraffe can do is shake his head sadly and reply:

“Oh, the ark, the ark…”

This continues for quite a while. Swimming along the whale spies a lion, a cheetah, several zebras and a whole host of other animals who obviously don’t belong out in the middle of the ocean.

Finally the whale spies a little piece of driftwood. On the driftwood, lying on its back, barely able to move, is a termite. The termite seems to be in pain. The whale draws ever closer and asks:

“Mr. Termite, Mr. Termite, what are you doing out here in the middle of the ocean?”

But all the termite can do is shake its head sadly, rub its belly and reply:

“Ohhh, ohhh! I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!
 
bellystrokes said:
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh that was naughty. hehehehehehe

You should see the splinters I got from that one. Ouch! Welcome back. It's not as much fun being naughty without a goddess to be naughty for. So, just how naughty should I be, oh great goddess? HEEHEEHEE(cough, cough...)...sorry, I'm still working on my naughty laugh.
 
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