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ShiningIce
06-15-2006, 06:16 PM
Ladies and gentlemen. I dont mean to alarm you, however it has come to my attention that there has been a rash breakout of penis theft lately. If you notice your penis, Jonh Thomas, tallywhacker, Mr. Goodcents, or frost cannon missing please notify me IMMEDIATELY. Worry not for I will get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, if you have been a victim of said theft you are welcome to purchase a prosthetic penis from me for a small fee.
isabeau
06-15-2006, 06:32 PM
Ladies and gentlemen. I dont mean to alarm you, however it has come to my attention that there has been a rash breakout of penis theft lately. If you notice your penis, Jonh Thomas, tallywhacker, Mr. Goodcents, or frost cannon missing please notify me IMMEDIATELY. Worry not for I will get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, if you have been a victim of said theft you are welcome to purchase a prosthetic penis from me for a small fee.

omg quick.. call for help.. he has lost it now.. totally lost it.. missing penises hmmm do they just get UP and walk away? :firedevil
TicklishLurker
06-15-2006, 06:36 PM
I blame those psycho left wing feminists.
General Zod
06-15-2006, 06:56 PM
If we pay a small fee does that mean we get a small penis?
ShiningIce
06-15-2006, 07:58 PM
Dont worry General. As the smallest fee you are allowed to pay is 12$ you will get a 12 inch penis. :)
kered
06-15-2006, 08:04 PM
Why would I want to downsize?
General Zod
06-15-2006, 08:04 PM
I can live with that :cool:
ShiningIce
06-15-2006, 08:41 PM
Worry not for I will capture this penis thief
Tamia78
06-19-2006, 11:09 AM
Omg! How could I miss THIS thread! And why do I have to pay fees for something I'm not missing?????? SI....you are SOOOO in for it, mister!

Psst......I MIGHT know who the penis thief is, but you'll have to pay ME fees to find that out! :bouncybou
Feathery
06-19-2006, 11:14 AM
Ladies and gentlemen. I dont mean to alarm you, however it has come to my attention that there has been a rash breakout of penis theft lately. If you notice your penis, Jonh Thomas, tallywhacker, Mr. Goodcents, or frost cannon missing please notify me IMMEDIATELY. Worry not for I will get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, if you have been a victim of said theft you are welcome to purchase a prosthetic penis from me for a small fee.

Oh, come now! This sounds like another one of those cock and bull stories!
Tamia78
06-19-2006, 11:32 AM
Oh, come now! This sounds like another one of those cock and bull stories!

*G-R-O-A-N* Feathery...... :yowzer:
Strider
06-20-2006, 01:44 AM
Detachable Penis

Christ, that brings up memories of jr high
Illtcklu
06-22-2006, 03:27 PM
The other day I came home and found that my penis was missing! I of course notified police imediately following the theft! My penis was found two blocks away abandoned by the side of the road! Alas the thieves got away again!!!!!
luvgirlsfeet
06-23-2006, 03:07 AM
If my penis is missing then i must have married Lorana Bobitt
TKpervert
06-27-2006, 08:43 PM
Penis thief eh? What a piss-poor way to make a living.
This prick must be nuts.
Tamia78
08-09-2006, 02:03 PM
Because Shining Ice deserves his fees, dammit!
(Check's in the mail, SI :jester: )