International Rules of Manhood: #11-20

bellystrokes · Jun 15, 2006

Well now that you have memorized the first bunch, here is the second. Remember, there will be a quiz

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model
and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed
to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge

of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports
watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

Bugman · Jun 15, 2006

I like the first ten better,but these are good to.

bellystrokes · Jun 15, 2006

bugman said:
I like the first ten better,but these are good to.

No playing favorites. The middle group has feelings too you know. hehehehehehehehe

naughty1 · Jun 16, 2006

I guess I've spent too much time exploring my feminine side, because I actually like to wear speedos while watching the Lifetime channel. And if I see another guy with his fly down...well, I'm such a softy that I make us both turn around, facing away from any possible onlookers, then I say that one of us has his fly open and that of course gives the offender a chance to close it, leaving no one the wiser as to who it was that actually had his fly open in the first place. It works everytime...especially, if I happen to be the one with his fly open.

bellystrokes · Jun 16, 2006

naughty1 said:
I guess I've spent too much time exploring my feminine side, because I actually like to wear speedos while watching the Lifetime channel. And if I see another guy with his fly down...well, I'm such a softy that I make us both turn around, facing away from any possible onlookers, then I say that one of us has his fly open and that of course gives the offender a chance to close it, leaving no one the wiser as to who it was that actually had his fly open in the first place. It works everytime...especially, if I happen to be the one with his fly open.

Hey, me too!