International Rules of Manhood: The Final 8

[bellystrokes]

Well you have been such good boys and it is Father's Day, so here are the final eight:

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:

(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!



22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e., both urinating, both waiting

in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is
all the conversation you need.



23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with

her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.



24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the

fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to
nail each other again before the

discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.



25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.



26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.



27 : The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know

what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.



28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.

[Illtcklu]

Yes. Those are the rules. You girls sound surprised or somthing?! :angel:

[Mastertank1]

You want a list of good reasons for men to watch Ice skating?

Kristy Yamaguchi
Ekaterina Gordeeva
Nancy Kerrigan
Elaine Bobick
Katarina Witte
Chen Lu
Karen Kadavy
Dorothy Hamill
Sasha Cohen
Tara Lipinski

'nuff said?

[milagros317]

LMAO :p
Very amusing list. :D

[goddess_nemesis]

yeah those rules are great to live by as a bachelor, but once men get married, it's bye-bye manhood rules and hello to women's rules. :whip: :evilha: :angel:

[bellystrokes]

yeah those rules are great to live by as a bachelor, but once men get married, it's bye-bye manhood rules and hello to women's rules. :whip: :evilha: :angel:


Speaking from experience dear?

[Illtcklu]

yeah those rules are great to live by as a bachelor, but once men get married, it's bye-bye manhood rules and hello to women's rules. :whip: :evilha: :angel:
NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!



BTW I am single............ no woman's gonna pussy whip me

[goddess_nemesis]

Speaking from experience dear?

I don't need experience. I'm a woman, I know these things. That's why they say women are the dominate sex. Men become like little puppies, so eager to please. :evilha:

[goddess_nemesis]

NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!



BTW I am single............ no woman's gonna pussy whip me

I'm sorry to break this to you, Illtcklu, but it's so very true. :whip:

I'm single too. Are you trying to tell me something? :wub:

[bellystrokes]

I don't need experience. I'm a woman, I know these things. That's why they say women are the dominate sex. Men become like little puppies, so eager to please. :evilha:


Well not wonder you always sound so intelligent---that should have been the main clue. BTW, love all your jokes too.

[goddess_nemesis]

Well not wonder you always sound so intelligent---that should have been the main clue. BTW, love all your jokes too.

LOL! :D
Thanx, i love your jokes too. these manhood rules were really great and some will definitely remain a rule, but others will go out the window on the wedding day! :firedevil :angel: :jester:

[Illtcklu]

I'm sorry to break this to you, Illtcklu, but it's so very true. :whip:

I'm single too. Are you trying to tell me something? :wub:
Yeah. You just answered the question as to why I'm STILL single............ :cry1:


I got that puppy feeling comming on and need to melt into someones arms........................... any volunteers?

[goddess_nemesis]

Yeah. You just answered the question as to why I'm STILL single............ :cry1:


I got that puppy feeling comming on and need to melt into someones arms........................... any volunteers?

ooh, come here. :cuddle:

[Illtcklu]

ooh, come here. :cuddle:
Okay..................................... wait a minute................... then I have to abandon my rules! Not going to work. * holding back the tears*

[tickleterror]

27 just gave me an idea for next christmas.

[goddess_nemesis]

Okay..................................... wait a minute................... then I have to abandon my rules! Not going to work. * holding back the tears*

have it your way. i was going to let you tickle me to cheer you up. but i guess you would rather be all macho and not let anyone see you cry. :2poke:

[naughty1]

Very funny, my goddess. How about: in a group of men never admit to doing something by yourself when you were a teenager that you could have done with the next door neighbor's daughter, her five friends, and four or five wandering gypsys. Enuff said!

Adieu! I'm off to more mischief.

[Illtcklu]

have it your way. i was going to let you tickle me to cheer you up. but i guess you would rather be all macho and not let anyone see you cry. :2poke:
There are times I really HATE man rules. Hmmmmmm.


Maybe just this once............................ :shake: :lovestory

[tulipangel]

i love #27!!!! I take him and point at what I want then leave and let him go buy it alone and I act surprised lol! :redheart:

[goddess_nemesis]

There are times I really HATE man rules. Hmmmmmm.


Maybe just this once............................ :shake: :lovestory

gee, was it really that hard? :D :cuddle: :smilelove

[Illtcklu]

gee, was it really that hard? :D :cuddle: :smilelove
That has a double meaning.........................

very hard! :angel:

[goddess_nemesis]

That has a double meaning.........................

very hard! :angel:

:blush: i didn't mean it that way, you naughty boy!
you need to be punished! :firedevil :2poke:

[Illtcklu]

:blush: i didn't mean it that way, you naughty boy!
you need to be punished! :firedevil :2poke:
Man rule #50: Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks!!!!!