TicklishLurker
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((With my luck, I've posted this before.))
A man going on a business trip found that on the plane he was going to be seated next to a beautiful blond. He decides that he might as well chat her up and see if he can get some. So as the plane begins to taxi he says to her, "You know, we're going to be on this plane awhile, why don't we have a conversation?"
"Alright," she says, "what would you like to conversate about?"
Thinking she's another dumb blond, he decides to impress her so as to more easily seduce her. "How about nucleur physics?"
"Okay," she said, "but first answer this - cows, horses, and deer all eat grass, but cows poop big pies, horses muffins, and deer little pellets. Why is that?"
The man thinks about it for a bit and then says, "I don't know."
The blond then smiles and says, "Then why would I want to talk nucleur physics with a man who doesn't know shit?"
A man going on a business trip found that on the plane he was going to be seated next to a beautiful blond. He decides that he might as well chat her up and see if he can get some. So as the plane begins to taxi he says to her, "You know, we're going to be on this plane awhile, why don't we have a conversation?"
"Alright," she says, "what would you like to conversate about?"
Thinking she's another dumb blond, he decides to impress her so as to more easily seduce her. "How about nucleur physics?"
"Okay," she said, "but first answer this - cows, horses, and deer all eat grass, but cows poop big pies, horses muffins, and deer little pellets. Why is that?"
The man thinks about it for a bit and then says, "I don't know."
The blond then smiles and says, "Then why would I want to talk nucleur physics with a man who doesn't know shit?"
