Two Italians

Two Italian guys get on a bus in New York, and sit behind this old lady. She
can't help but hear their conversation. Â One guy says to the next:


"Emma come first, then I come. Â Two asses come together, then I come again.
Then you have-a to pee. Â Then I come again, then two asses come together,
then I-a come again."


The woman turns round and says, "That's disgusting - don't you know we don't
talk about our sex lives in public in New York?"


Italian guy says " What-a you mean, lady? Â I tell him how to spell
Mississippi."

LOL!
i guess he don't know how to spell Mississippi cause the last 'two asses come before the two pee.'

I may be the naughty1, but you are definitely the funny one. Mmmmmmississippi. Very funny, goddess.