The Old Lady

An older lady was some what lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her
company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As
she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH. YOU
WON'T EVER BE SORRY."

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So,
she bought the frog. She placed him in the car on the front seat beside
her.

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her, "KISS
ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."

So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young,
handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETUNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT
HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?


COME ON GUESS!

OOOOOOHHHHHH COME ON -- DON'T BE A POOP!

SHE TURNED INTO




THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!



She's old......NOT DEAD!!!

LMAO
I didn't guess the punchline.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....................I'm speechless!!!!!



That old lady promised she'd never tell.......................

LMAO!

Good punch line... Just like a pie in the face, I never saw it coming.

sole seeker said:

LMAO!

Good punch line... Just like a pie in the face, I never saw it coming.

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I didn't either! Glad you enjoy it.

lol that one came outta nowhere.