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Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when......
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.