Father and Son

A father and son are fishing in a boat and the father reaches over to a cooler and pulls out a beer and starts drinking it. The son says, "Dad, can I have one?" And the father says, "Well, can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" The son says, "Umm, no." So later on the father reaches over and pulls out a cigarette and starts smoking it. The son says, "Dad, can I have one of those?" the father replies, "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" The son says, "No." The father says, "Well too bad."

Later on they're driving down the road and they stop at a gas station. The father goes in and buys one hundred lotto tickets and gives his son one. The father scratches off all ninety-nine of them and he's a loser! His son scratches off his and he won ten million dollars! The father says, "Ok son, give me the ticket." the son replies, "Well, can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" The father says, "Yeah!"

The son says, "Then Go Fuck Yourself! This Money Is Mine!!!"

That is way too funny.