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Some social tips for rednecks

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bellystrokes

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Just the beginning, there will be more. Feel free to add your own.

1. Never take a beer to an interview.

2. Always identify peoplein your yard before shooting them.

3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-haul to the funeral.
 
Hope I don't take away your idea Bellystrokes butI have a few too:

THEATER ETIQUETTE:

1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.

2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS:

1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.

3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.

4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
 
bellystrokes said:
Just the beginning, there will be more. Feel free to add your own.

1. Never take a beer to an interview.
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According to Jeff Foxworthy, one of his Redneck Jokes was 'You might be a Redneck, if you've ever taken a beer to an interview.' On Blue Collar Comedy Tour (The First One), he said this was from a person he knew and the guy got the JOB!
 
I also like the no nonsense style of Rednecks. They just Git 'er done!
 
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