Osama and the Genie...

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found
an unusually and ancient bottle in the sand and picked it up.
In the process of rescuing it from the sand, one of his hands
brushed against its side, and before he knew it, a female genie
rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant
you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I
am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked
Bin Laden.
The shocked genie replied, "Please, I must grant you a wish, or
I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of
the woman and answered, "Very well, I want to awaken with three
American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be
off with you now!"
The annoyed genie whispered, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his
knees were broken, and he had no health insurance

venray said:

The annoyed genie whispered, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his
knees were broken, and he had no health insurance

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Very nice but I don't get the thing about hsi penis, his knees and the health insurance...care to explain it?

Then you dont know what Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton are famous (or infamous) for...

LMAO
Very funny, Venray.

LMAO! This one's gonna be a classic.

ROFL.Venray,that's fantistic.

TicklishGrl4Lfe said:

Very nice but I don't get the thing about hsi penis, his knees and the health insurance...care to explain it?

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Lorena Bobbitt, I remember correctly, cut off her husband's ding-dong.

Tonya Harding, a former ice figure skater turn celebrity boxer, had her husband bash Nancy Kerrigan's knees to prevent her from skating so Tonya could have a shot at winning the gold. (I think she only got silver.) But she was banned from the world of ice figure skating.

Hillary Clinton, she's a senator, not exactly sure, but she's done something to mess with health insurance.

The three kinds of women a man should never cross.

hehheeh, very very funny
As the saying goes: careful what you ask for

ticklingnemesis said:

Lorena Bobbitt, I remember correctly, cut off her husband's ding-dong.

Tonya Harding, a former ice figure skater turn celebrity boxer, had her husband bash Nancy Kerrigan's knees to prevent her from skating so Tonya could have a shot at winning the gold. (I think she only got silver.) But she was banned from the world of ice figure skating.

Hillary Clinton, she's a senator, not exactly sure, but she's done something to mess with health insurance.

The three kinds of women a man should never cross.

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ooh, ok! Thanks! It must be my hair color!