The Good Guys took off on their next road trip, this time to New York, Atlanta, and Houston. They had three tough games in New York, managing to win only one of them. The team then flew south to Atlanta, and took two of three from the Braves, before going to Houston, and losing two of three there. They returned home, on a Sunday night, to begin a nine game homestand against the teams from the midwest.
When the team arrived home on Sunday night, Mitch was very tired. This time, there was no late supper, or all night gambling at the casino. He dragged himself through the door, and felt lucky to be able to make love to Naomi. There was some foot worship, and tickling, but Mitch was physically and emotionally beat, prompting Naomi to quip:" That certainly was the minimum amount of effort. Am I to start worrying that maybe you have been doing other things besides just playing baseball while on your road trip?" Naomi said, meaning it in jest. Mitch got annoyed:" Okay, you know what, Naomi, that was uncalled for! I am mentally and physically exhausted from sleeping in hotels the last ten days. I did my duty as a husband, you got fucked, so why dont you stop with the sarcasm, and just leave me the hell alone!" Mitch said, probably overreacting defensively, to something that was meant to be a joke from Naomi. Naomi became incensed. "Okay, you know what, now I am pissed! Am I supposed to take that reaction as a sign to be worried that maybe you have been fucking around on me?! Am I now supposed to ask who the hell she is?!" Naomi said angrily, her voice rising into a scream. "She is no one, okay. The only SHE in my life is YOU, you pain in my ass woman, because, as I told you, but you dont seem to believe me, I dont want or need anyone else but you, for the rest of my life. Keep talking to Nicole Kidman several times a week, so she can fill your head with all kind of shit as to what I do on the road!" Mitch said infatically. "You son of a bitch! Dont you dare blame Nic for this. I have told you many times, how you say things to me will determine my reaction to them. I said something, meaning it as a joke, and now, your defensiveness has started this!" Naomi shot back. Mitch took his pillow and went to the couch:" I am really too tired to argue with you about this now. We will discuss this in the morning" Mitch said. "Oh, great, come home, fuck me, and then leave the discussion because it gets too hot for you! Well, you know what, Mitchell, Fuck you!" Naomi screamed, and slammed the bedroom door. The next morning, the family awoke, and had breakfast, with Mitch and Naomi saying little to each other.
That night, the Good Guys had business to attend to at the ballpark, against Pittsburgh. Kate Hudson was on the mound. Mitch was emotionally drained, and ended up striking out four times. Luckily, his teammates picked him up, hitting three home runs, in what turned out to be a 5-3 win. During the game, Naomi was sitting in the bullpen, and inbetween one of the innings, as the Good Guys were taking the field defensively, Naomi screamed from the bullpen bench:" Hey, right fielder" When Mitch turned around, she gave him the middle finger, and screamed:" Fuck you!" Clearly, something that had been meant as a joke and in jest, was turning out to be something far more serious, and it wasnt about to get any better anytime soon. Gil Bellows pitched on Tuesday night, and did a fine job, allowing three runs over seven innings, as the Good Guys had their hitting shoes on again, and clubbed out a 7-3 victory. Charlize Theron pitched on Wednesday night, and got lit up, permitting six runs in four innings, of an eventual 6-2 loss.
Thursday was an off day. Mitch and Naomi were still sleeping in seperate bedrooms, and showed up at the couneslors office, to discuss the argument they had the previous Sunday night. Mitch tried to make light of it when Naomi said seriously to the couneslor:" We arent sleeping together. We had a few words, that has turned into this huge fight" "I am not sleeping with her. I mean, who would want to? She snores, and she farts in my face" Mitch said, trying to be comedic. "Okay, you know what, that's not funny, and if you dont like my snoring, and my farting in your face, maybe we need to do something about it then, like sleep apart permanently, by getting a divorce!" Naomi screamed, tears rolling down her face. The couneslor tried to quiet the situation:" Naomi, calm down. I dont think Mitch meant what he said for real. He was making a joke out of it" "Yeah, well, this whole thing started because I made a joke to him about other women on the road, and he went ballistic. We are apart ten days every time he goes away. I love him, and I know we have to trust each other, but when he gets defensive, he makes me think:" Hmmmm, what is he doing?" I have sacrificed so much for him, out of love, and I would do anything for him, but when he gets all defensive with me, merely because I make a joke, it makes me really wonder" Naomi said. "Nai, listen to me. We have been married over two decades. I am away three months a year. I could have cheated on you a million ways to Sunday by now, but I havent, and I wont. I love you too much for that. Even in spite of our battles, I do not want anyone else but you. I said a stupid thing in jest, and I am sorry, and if it has to be worked out, fine, we will work it out, but it really bothers me that you dont trust me" Mitch said. "Mitch, it's how you say things, and then your brush off apologies, like my feelings dont count. What am I, just some woman to come home to, tie up, tickle, and fuck? Dont I mean more to you than that?" Naomi asked, seriously. "Of course you do. I guess you think now that I dont love you" Mitch said. "No, I believe and know that you love me, but at times, I think you could show it better. I feel you take me for granted sometimes, like oh, Nai is just going to get all barefoot, and naked, and stand on that 20 foot tall ladder for me, because I have my alternative fetish. I dont mind doing any of those things for you. It is my job as wife, and I am happy to do it, but I think you need to be a bit more sensitive, when you know something bothers me, and not take me for granted" Naomi said. "Okay, I love you, and I can work on this, and I will" Mitch said.
The next night, after the tense session, it was back to work at the ballpark against Chicago. Neve Campbell was on the mound, and she allowed only three runs over seven innings, but lost, because the Good Guys could get only one, in a 3-1 defeat. Rachel Leigh Cook took her turn on Saturday night, and pitched a fine game. The Good Guys managed to get her just enough runs, so she could get credit for the 4-3 win. Kate Hudson was on the mound on a clear, bright, Sunday in front of a sellout. Kate was dominant that day, striking out fourteen Padres. She allowed no runs into the ninth, then watched, as the team was in a scoreless tie, and got a run in the bottom of the ninth, as Kate got credit for the win, 1-0.
St Louis visited Paradise in the last series, before the Good Guys would hit the road again. Gil Bellows pitched on Monday night, and got bashed, 5-0, in a game the Good Guys were never really in. Charlize Theron took her turn on Tuesday night, trying to redeem herself for the previous bad outing. Charlize was spectacular, allowing but one run in eight innings. The Good Guys came to bat, tied 1-1 in the eighth, and exploded for four runs. The bullpen had a bit of trouble holding the lead in the ninth, but held on, for a
5-3 win. Neve Campbell took the mound, on a hot, sunny, dry Wednesday, in front of a sellout. Neve tossed a fine game that day, with ten strikeouts, and allowing only one run in eight innings. All that good work came to little more than a no decision. In the bottom of the ninth, tied, 1-1, Center Fielder Ed Burns hit one over the center field wall, to end the homestand on a thrilling note, for a 2-1 Good Guys win, that completed a fine six and three homestand. The team had prospered on the field, as usual, at home, but off the field, tensions for Mitch and Naomi existed.
In the meantime, the team held it's Saturday night tickle party. The featured lee would be actress Rachel Bilson, who was appearing in the new movie:" The Last Kiss". Rachel stripped to a bra and panties, and was tied hands and feet to the bed, in the middle of the fetish club. Third baseman Michael began the tickle on Rachel's neck with fingers, as the giggles started, and her head moved from side to side:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Moving down, Left Fielder Dawson was next, tickling Rachel on her underarms, sides, and ribs with fingers, as Rachel bucked and squealed:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Center Fielder Ed Burns was the next tickler, as he tickled Rachel on her hips, inner thighs, and behind her knees with fingers, as her legs bucked, and more squeals came:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Finally, Mitch, who was not in the best of moods, joined in by tickling Rachel's feet. He attacked Rachel's feet with fingers, feathers, and an electric toothbrush over Rachel's soles and toes. Rachel went beserk, she wiggled her toes every which way, squealing with laughter:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OMG PLEASE NO MORE! I GIVE UP! NO PLEASE NO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Finally, the tickle ended, and Rachel was untied.
On Thursday afternoon, with Mitch needing to catch a plane for Pittsburgh in a few hours, and saying very little to Naomi, he asked her:" Are you going to take me to the airport, or should I get a cab?" Mitch said. "I'll take you, dont I always?" Naomi replied. The couple sat in silence during the half hour ride to the airport that night. When they got to the terminal, Naomi said:" We did not have a good time this homestand. Go off, Good Luck on your trip, and we have things to work on when you get back, and just so you know, I am not going anywhere. I overreacted in the couneslor's office, but I didnt mean anything by it" Naomi said. " Okay, I love you, and I will call you tomorrow. Take care" Mitch said, getting out of the car, and heading into the airport.
So, after some tranquil times, it had been a very rocky homestand at best for Paradise's most famous couple. They had many issues to work on when Mitch returned, but first, the Good Guys had a ten day road trip to "Deal With", as Sniderman always said. What would happen next? Would Mitch and Naomi's meltdown be temporary, or the beginning of a long term downward spirial? Those answers to come in the next segment of the Tickle Team From Paradise Island.
The End
When the team arrived home on Sunday night, Mitch was very tired. This time, there was no late supper, or all night gambling at the casino. He dragged himself through the door, and felt lucky to be able to make love to Naomi. There was some foot worship, and tickling, but Mitch was physically and emotionally beat, prompting Naomi to quip:" That certainly was the minimum amount of effort. Am I to start worrying that maybe you have been doing other things besides just playing baseball while on your road trip?" Naomi said, meaning it in jest. Mitch got annoyed:" Okay, you know what, Naomi, that was uncalled for! I am mentally and physically exhausted from sleeping in hotels the last ten days. I did my duty as a husband, you got fucked, so why dont you stop with the sarcasm, and just leave me the hell alone!" Mitch said, probably overreacting defensively, to something that was meant to be a joke from Naomi. Naomi became incensed. "Okay, you know what, now I am pissed! Am I supposed to take that reaction as a sign to be worried that maybe you have been fucking around on me?! Am I now supposed to ask who the hell she is?!" Naomi said angrily, her voice rising into a scream. "She is no one, okay. The only SHE in my life is YOU, you pain in my ass woman, because, as I told you, but you dont seem to believe me, I dont want or need anyone else but you, for the rest of my life. Keep talking to Nicole Kidman several times a week, so she can fill your head with all kind of shit as to what I do on the road!" Mitch said infatically. "You son of a bitch! Dont you dare blame Nic for this. I have told you many times, how you say things to me will determine my reaction to them. I said something, meaning it as a joke, and now, your defensiveness has started this!" Naomi shot back. Mitch took his pillow and went to the couch:" I am really too tired to argue with you about this now. We will discuss this in the morning" Mitch said. "Oh, great, come home, fuck me, and then leave the discussion because it gets too hot for you! Well, you know what, Mitchell, Fuck you!" Naomi screamed, and slammed the bedroom door. The next morning, the family awoke, and had breakfast, with Mitch and Naomi saying little to each other.
That night, the Good Guys had business to attend to at the ballpark, against Pittsburgh. Kate Hudson was on the mound. Mitch was emotionally drained, and ended up striking out four times. Luckily, his teammates picked him up, hitting three home runs, in what turned out to be a 5-3 win. During the game, Naomi was sitting in the bullpen, and inbetween one of the innings, as the Good Guys were taking the field defensively, Naomi screamed from the bullpen bench:" Hey, right fielder" When Mitch turned around, she gave him the middle finger, and screamed:" Fuck you!" Clearly, something that had been meant as a joke and in jest, was turning out to be something far more serious, and it wasnt about to get any better anytime soon. Gil Bellows pitched on Tuesday night, and did a fine job, allowing three runs over seven innings, as the Good Guys had their hitting shoes on again, and clubbed out a 7-3 victory. Charlize Theron pitched on Wednesday night, and got lit up, permitting six runs in four innings, of an eventual 6-2 loss.
Thursday was an off day. Mitch and Naomi were still sleeping in seperate bedrooms, and showed up at the couneslors office, to discuss the argument they had the previous Sunday night. Mitch tried to make light of it when Naomi said seriously to the couneslor:" We arent sleeping together. We had a few words, that has turned into this huge fight" "I am not sleeping with her. I mean, who would want to? She snores, and she farts in my face" Mitch said, trying to be comedic. "Okay, you know what, that's not funny, and if you dont like my snoring, and my farting in your face, maybe we need to do something about it then, like sleep apart permanently, by getting a divorce!" Naomi screamed, tears rolling down her face. The couneslor tried to quiet the situation:" Naomi, calm down. I dont think Mitch meant what he said for real. He was making a joke out of it" "Yeah, well, this whole thing started because I made a joke to him about other women on the road, and he went ballistic. We are apart ten days every time he goes away. I love him, and I know we have to trust each other, but when he gets defensive, he makes me think:" Hmmmm, what is he doing?" I have sacrificed so much for him, out of love, and I would do anything for him, but when he gets all defensive with me, merely because I make a joke, it makes me really wonder" Naomi said. "Nai, listen to me. We have been married over two decades. I am away three months a year. I could have cheated on you a million ways to Sunday by now, but I havent, and I wont. I love you too much for that. Even in spite of our battles, I do not want anyone else but you. I said a stupid thing in jest, and I am sorry, and if it has to be worked out, fine, we will work it out, but it really bothers me that you dont trust me" Mitch said. "Mitch, it's how you say things, and then your brush off apologies, like my feelings dont count. What am I, just some woman to come home to, tie up, tickle, and fuck? Dont I mean more to you than that?" Naomi asked, seriously. "Of course you do. I guess you think now that I dont love you" Mitch said. "No, I believe and know that you love me, but at times, I think you could show it better. I feel you take me for granted sometimes, like oh, Nai is just going to get all barefoot, and naked, and stand on that 20 foot tall ladder for me, because I have my alternative fetish. I dont mind doing any of those things for you. It is my job as wife, and I am happy to do it, but I think you need to be a bit more sensitive, when you know something bothers me, and not take me for granted" Naomi said. "Okay, I love you, and I can work on this, and I will" Mitch said.
The next night, after the tense session, it was back to work at the ballpark against Chicago. Neve Campbell was on the mound, and she allowed only three runs over seven innings, but lost, because the Good Guys could get only one, in a 3-1 defeat. Rachel Leigh Cook took her turn on Saturday night, and pitched a fine game. The Good Guys managed to get her just enough runs, so she could get credit for the 4-3 win. Kate Hudson was on the mound on a clear, bright, Sunday in front of a sellout. Kate was dominant that day, striking out fourteen Padres. She allowed no runs into the ninth, then watched, as the team was in a scoreless tie, and got a run in the bottom of the ninth, as Kate got credit for the win, 1-0.
St Louis visited Paradise in the last series, before the Good Guys would hit the road again. Gil Bellows pitched on Monday night, and got bashed, 5-0, in a game the Good Guys were never really in. Charlize Theron took her turn on Tuesday night, trying to redeem herself for the previous bad outing. Charlize was spectacular, allowing but one run in eight innings. The Good Guys came to bat, tied 1-1 in the eighth, and exploded for four runs. The bullpen had a bit of trouble holding the lead in the ninth, but held on, for a
5-3 win. Neve Campbell took the mound, on a hot, sunny, dry Wednesday, in front of a sellout. Neve tossed a fine game that day, with ten strikeouts, and allowing only one run in eight innings. All that good work came to little more than a no decision. In the bottom of the ninth, tied, 1-1, Center Fielder Ed Burns hit one over the center field wall, to end the homestand on a thrilling note, for a 2-1 Good Guys win, that completed a fine six and three homestand. The team had prospered on the field, as usual, at home, but off the field, tensions for Mitch and Naomi existed.
In the meantime, the team held it's Saturday night tickle party. The featured lee would be actress Rachel Bilson, who was appearing in the new movie:" The Last Kiss". Rachel stripped to a bra and panties, and was tied hands and feet to the bed, in the middle of the fetish club. Third baseman Michael began the tickle on Rachel's neck with fingers, as the giggles started, and her head moved from side to side:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Moving down, Left Fielder Dawson was next, tickling Rachel on her underarms, sides, and ribs with fingers, as Rachel bucked and squealed:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Center Fielder Ed Burns was the next tickler, as he tickled Rachel on her hips, inner thighs, and behind her knees with fingers, as her legs bucked, and more squeals came:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Finally, Mitch, who was not in the best of moods, joined in by tickling Rachel's feet. He attacked Rachel's feet with fingers, feathers, and an electric toothbrush over Rachel's soles and toes. Rachel went beserk, she wiggled her toes every which way, squealing with laughter:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OMG PLEASE NO MORE! I GIVE UP! NO PLEASE NO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Finally, the tickle ended, and Rachel was untied.
On Thursday afternoon, with Mitch needing to catch a plane for Pittsburgh in a few hours, and saying very little to Naomi, he asked her:" Are you going to take me to the airport, or should I get a cab?" Mitch said. "I'll take you, dont I always?" Naomi replied. The couple sat in silence during the half hour ride to the airport that night. When they got to the terminal, Naomi said:" We did not have a good time this homestand. Go off, Good Luck on your trip, and we have things to work on when you get back, and just so you know, I am not going anywhere. I overreacted in the couneslor's office, but I didnt mean anything by it" Naomi said. " Okay, I love you, and I will call you tomorrow. Take care" Mitch said, getting out of the car, and heading into the airport.
So, after some tranquil times, it had been a very rocky homestand at best for Paradise's most famous couple. They had many issues to work on when Mitch returned, but first, the Good Guys had a ten day road trip to "Deal With", as Sniderman always said. What would happen next? Would Mitch and Naomi's meltdown be temporary, or the beginning of a long term downward spirial? Those answers to come in the next segment of the Tickle Team From Paradise Island.
The End
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