Requests!! (A few)

Mkay these are my requests!~
I have
Jack Sparrow as a ler/elizabeth Swann as the lee
Elizabeth Swann as a ler/Jack Sparrow as the lee
Sam (From Benny and Joon) As the lee, anyone as the ler
and Christina Ricci as the lee, anyone as the ler
and finally:
Jack Sparrow=lee/Will turner=ler
Will turner=lee/JackSparrow=ler

PLEASE???!!!
If anyone writes any of these, please post a link for me!~