Heather & Anna
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The alarm clock went off at 7:00 a.m as usual. Marge Simpson rose and made her way to the kitchen. She was about to make pancakes when she realised...... It was just her today. Homer had taken Bart and Maggie and another wacky adventure, while Lisa was with her friends Allison and Alex in Washington for the young Scientists Awards. Marge sighed a little. She hated being alone. She reached for the phone and called Manjula Nahaseemapetilon. But Apu informed her that Manjula was spending time with Luanne Proctor formerely Van Houten. She called her old friend Ruth Powers. But Ruth was on a date with former country star Lurleen Lumpkin. Marge even called Helen Lovejoy. But apparently she and the Investorettes which now including Manjula were investing in a new invention promising to make them even richer. Marge sighed again. Why were all her friends always busy?
Marge made her way to the supermarket, purchasing favorite neapolitan ice creams, biscuits, chocolate, donuts, carlaws, crisps and Cheesy Poofs. As well as more healthy products. "Try our new sausages, they are sausagetastic. Please try one or my boss will fired me!" pleaded a greasy skinned acne teenager. Marge shrugged and took one. "MMMMM! These are very, very good!" Marge declared. "God, I wish I was dead!" stated the greasy skinned acne teenager. "SO, I don't know.... want to come back to my place for sex?" CRUNCH! "AHHHHH! Why do they always aim for the groin?" cried Moe Syzlak. Marge left the supermarket and made her way to her car. She unloaded her groceries when suddenly she felt dizzy. "oh! What in those cockamanie sausages?" Marge groaned as she staggered into her car. She promptly lost consciousness.
2 mysterious strangers approached the teenager and handed him a envelope of money. 'Thank you for your services!" declared one of the strangers. "No problem. This will help me with my gambling problem!" replied the teenager as he clumsily took the envelope and fell over before shakily getting back to work. "Let's take the package home, Alpha!" declared one of the stranger. "Roger that Beta!" replied the other.
What will happen to Marge? We are unsure whether we will get back to you, we have been VERY busy! However we hope this teaser is at least semi interesting!
Love,
Heather and Anna
Marge made her way to the supermarket, purchasing favorite neapolitan ice creams, biscuits, chocolate, donuts, carlaws, crisps and Cheesy Poofs. As well as more healthy products. "Try our new sausages, they are sausagetastic. Please try one or my boss will fired me!" pleaded a greasy skinned acne teenager. Marge shrugged and took one. "MMMMM! These are very, very good!" Marge declared. "God, I wish I was dead!" stated the greasy skinned acne teenager. "SO, I don't know.... want to come back to my place for sex?" CRUNCH! "AHHHHH! Why do they always aim for the groin?" cried Moe Syzlak. Marge left the supermarket and made her way to her car. She unloaded her groceries when suddenly she felt dizzy. "oh! What in those cockamanie sausages?" Marge groaned as she staggered into her car. She promptly lost consciousness.
2 mysterious strangers approached the teenager and handed him a envelope of money. 'Thank you for your services!" declared one of the strangers. "No problem. This will help me with my gambling problem!" replied the teenager as he clumsily took the envelope and fell over before shakily getting back to work. "Let's take the package home, Alpha!" declared one of the stranger. "Roger that Beta!" replied the other.
What will happen to Marge? We are unsure whether we will get back to you, we have been VERY busy! However we hope this teaser is at least semi interesting!
Love,
Heather and Anna