Some Interesting Milagros Facts

[seanwoj]

He is sometimes correct in that regard, and is also sometimes incorrect.

 

[milagros317]

He is sometimes correct in that regard, and is also sometimes incorrect.

Absolutely true.

 

[seanwoj]

Every time he gets outta bed, it sounds like bubble wrap popping

 

[Sensualswitch10]

There is a brand of tequila called Milagro and it is named after him.

 

[milagros317]

There is a brand of tequila called Milagro and it is named after him.

That is true, although they didn't know that they were naming it after me when they chose the name.

 

[milagros317]

Every time he gets outta bed, it sounds like bubble wrap popping

That is cruel.

 

[seanwoj]

He sometimes wears glasses and pretends he is Supermans alter ego, Clark Kent.

 

[milagros317]

He sometimes wears glasses and pretends he is Supermans alter ego, Clark Kent.

Actually, I almost always wear glasses because I need them.

 

[seanwoj]

His glasses have the same magnification as the Hubble Telescope.

 

[milagros317]

His glasses have the same magnification as the Hubble Telescope.

Close

 

[seanwoj]

His beard trimmings are sometimes used in making Steel Scrubbers.

 

[milagros317]

His beard trimmings are sometimes used in making Steel Scrubbers.

LOL
Not true, but amusing.

 

[seanwoj]

He often wears Christmas shirts that have a little bit of mistletoe that dangle over his butt too mess with people.

 

[milagros317]

He often wears Christmas shirts that have a little bit of mistletoe that dangle over his butt too mess with people.

That is actually a good idea and I might start doing it.

 

[seanwoj]

He also has a shirt that points up with an arrow and says "the man" and another arrow that points down and says "the legend"

 

[milagros317]

He also has a shirt that points up with an arrow and says "the man" and another arrow that points down and says "the legend"

 

[seanwoj]

He is on Santas Naghty List.

 

[milagros317]

He is on Santas Naghty List.

And proud of it.

 

[seanwoj]

He was the inspiration for Mr. Scrooge.

 

[milagros317]

He was the inspiration for Mr. Scrooge.

While Ebenezer Scrooge does have many fine qualities, he was created long before I was born.

 

[Bohemianne]

While Ebenezer Scrooge does have many fine qualities, he was created long before I was born.

You didn't know that Charles Dickens had a prophetic sighting of a mummified man wielding 400 feathers? The said man was stick gagged and when young Dickens asked him: "What's your name, Mister?" The reply he heard was: "Shcrrrrgh..." "Uh Mister, did you mean Scrooge?"...."Scrrrrrrrrrrgh....."

Quite peculiar! Then came the day he started to write "A Christmas Carol."

 

[milagros317]

You didn't know that Charles Dickens had a prophetic sighting of a mummified man wielding 400 feathers? The said man was stick gagged and when young Dickens asked him: "What's your name, Mister?" The reply he heard was: "Shcrrrrgh..." "Uh Mister, did you mean Scrooge?"...."Scrrrrrrrrrrgh....."

Quite peculiar! Then came the day he started to write "A Christmas Carol."

That is quite an amazing story.

 

[seanwoj]

He's so Grumpy, that Grumpy from Snow White takes grumpy lessons from him.

 

[milagros317]

He's so Grumpy, that Grumpy from Snow White takes grumpy lessons from him.

This is true. I am very[sup]9999[/sup] grumpy indeed.

 

[Bohemianne]

It was supposedly Milagros Copperfield, but Charles Dickens frowned upon reading it loud and shook his head.