Recent content by beach bunny

Haha! Good one! He's definitely got the upper HAND!! LOL! ;)

So ... you had your best friend tell you your sexual fantasy involving his SISTER while you beat off?!? REALLY?!? You realize that's phone sex (without the phone) with another guy, don't you? Throw in the "sister" part and you are a therapists dream come true!

Here's the link: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/05/02/suicide-rates-spike-among-middle-aged-us-adults/ Don't really see what so hard about posting that, but whatevs. Mitchell, I think you brought up this topic because you're a prime candidate for potential suicide. Please seek help...

While I'm not a fan of White Cream Sauce on Pizza, I've had worse. To me, it looks like ... cum. And usually cums with chicken, which DOES NOT belong on pizza. Chicken is everywhere else! Stay away from my 'Zaa, Chix!!! also, a safety tip ... never, I mean EVER, try to eat pizza on a ladder...

Use your iphone! Hahaha! Sorry1 teehee!

Has anyone stopped to think for a second ... and maybe consider it's a food safety issue? The bank was doing something I call "CYA" in my line of work: Cover Yo Azz!! If one, just one of those poor, broke, homeless beggars got sick from eating that old out-of-date food, who do you think they...

Great poST! I like to lickle and tickle *around* his nether regions (MUST take a HOT shower first, horny toads) then move in for the kill after i've ticked him to tears in "all the usual" spots. Just now exploring the "control" side of things ... and I like it! ... A LOT!!! Nothing like a...

Oh, it's true. I couldn't make that stuff up in a million years! It's funny how people see themselves. You came at me in the first hours I was here with a laundry list of creepy questions that I still have, btw. If your memory is that bad, then fine. It doesn't change how you approached me here...

Mitch, While I may I have been a vocal critic in the past because of your creepy, awkward on-line advances involving ladders and me climbing them barefooted and all that, I just read the last few pages of your blog and really felt a mix of "Sorry for You" and "Creeped Out Beyond Belief". While...

No! Beat off to something else, pervo!

When guys get all giggly and tickley and squirmy ... it is kind of emasculating. Jus' sayin'.

I will fight you with every Ninja move I have until I'm worn out (that takes a while), then I'm a desperate lover. So I have been known to warn "if you tickle me and i like you, you better be ready, 'cause it turns me into a wild minx!

It's really hard to judge because there is no accurate way to measure it, but I would say I'm probably more vulnerable to surprise attacks as I get older. I usually have to be peeled off the roof if I'm attacked on my upper body, but on my feet I have turned into a real big-baby...

Ever feel like you were back at grade school being scolded for being goofy? There was a time at a beach volleyball tournament in San Diego while we were waiting for our next doubles match and someone from another team came up behind me and started lightly tickling my ribs. My first reaction (I...

A true rebel move for sure! You showed your mom who's running the show!