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Space Corps Directive 1701: No officer named James Kirk is permitted to serve aboard any JMC vessel with women aboard.

Posting.

I wonder if Klingon pain sticks could be modified to tickle. Or the Mirror Universe agony booths, for that matter.

Parallel 59 (I think it's 59) 8th Doctor story. Very brief, very ordinary.

Today I will not speak like Officer Crabtree.

Pinot Noir.

I don't know, I'm not in the habit of asking people's spouses if they hate being tickled :p

Assuming you're not joking, proceed with caution. If you proceed at all. As others have pointed out you will likely be paying child support. If you're in a position to, OK, however there's other things to consider. Will the kid ever know its father? Also, how well do you know this woman? You...

Today I will not tell anyone celery is delicious.

Frankly I think many would love to see that. Or someone looking into our eyes and saying "tickle me!"

70637: All Flag Officers must attend Christmas parties in ridiculous costumes.

The premise is simple. Post known Space Corps Directives or your own Directives. EG 34124: No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity. Or, 33193: Any Crewman caught in indecent acts with wet celery will receive a promotion to the rank of Colonel.

Rimmer.

Celery :D

Me. :D I mean, Doctor Who.