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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?"the son screams. "We can’t stand the sight of...

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in the cab and notices the handsome cab driver staring at her. She asks him why. "Well, you're going to think this is weird but I've always fantasized about having a nun kiss me." She says, "At my age, I've pretty much heard everything, you can't shock me...

Seriously, how rocking is this? Finally some new fall TV that shows some potential~I cannot WAIT!:yayzorz: http://www.rescueink.org/index.html XOXO

I was a huge fan of the Princess and saw a little clip on the news today. I hadn't realized he was so grown up. Rumor is, he probably won't even have a birthday drink. http://www.kcra.com/entertainment/20920700/detail.html

Everyone has the shows that everyone seems to be watching: "The Office," "My Name is Earl," etc. I don't watch those shows although most of my friends do. I'm sure they're great, but I've always been drawn to the more obscure, lesser known. If you're the same, speak out~what do you like and why...

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE...

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?'...

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well, daughter, we women...

Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona - But It’s A Dry Heat. Arkansas - Literacy Ain’t Everything. California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut - Like Massachusetts...

Please do not eat/drink while you read these~this is truly one of the funniest emails I've gotten in a very long time. Not all are winners but some made me almost lose it in the office. I hope you enjoy as much as I did! :redheart: Much love to all~meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Steph) Subject...

With no offence to my fellow blonde friends... A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate Some of her own...

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach... >> >> As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the >> women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her >> why. >> >> She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.' >> >>...

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said, "I...

So I'm thinking about doing this and wondered if anyone out there has been thru this and had experience to share. I realize that laws differ from state to state so I don't have any SPECIFIC question, per se. TIA! XOXO

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white...

Gotta love it!! A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6-year-old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something...

TICK WARNING! I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real , and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. This is the time of year to think of ticks once...

Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw...