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Whether it be Chris Farley, Kurt Cobain, Ed Wood, Rajiv Gandhi, or Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn; we all miss some of the greats that made us laugh, entertained us, or influenced us with their music or art. If you had a chance to bring one celebrity back to life who would it be and why?

Have you ever made someone safe word *a-hem cough* three times *a-hem cough er-er-a-hem* who has claimed to have never used a safe word before? Tell us your stories of victory over the "resilient (yeah-ok)" lee! What was your approach? Was it mental, was she mental? Let us know! Down with the...

I no longer wish to be known as the man with the large pizza, topped with hot pepper, fetish. You can still call me Knot, you can even call me Jeff, but never call in pizza for delivery. Thank you for your respect.

This thread is dedicated to phrases, terms, words, and slang that may have been relevant at one time, but since then have been phased out of the popular vocabulary. Some for obvious reasons. I'm Audi 5000. Make like Tom and cruise. Twat? Twat? I **** hear you. Peace in the middle east. Bitchin'

I vote for the parallelogram as the biggest bullshit of a shape. It is a fucking family of rectangles: retarded, slanted, a little off etc..

If you were to write an autobiography, what would the title of your book be? Confessions, Submissions, and Omissions of an Unstable Man

MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZfDBLaUF_44&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...

Use the alphabet to describe me in one word; starting with A of course. I will start... Asshole

If you were sentenced to death, and were given a last meal, what would it be? Personally, I would like a Large Sicilian Pizza half with hot peppers.

Stop jerking off around the office! My man Terry has his eye on you. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RzToNo7A-94&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...

Who here calls bullshit on the production? Personally, I will not believe that this happened until I see the proof!!! Dimpletoes, that's right...I just called you out :headpat:

If you were granted life to the age of 90 would you take it or take your chances with a natural lifespan? Would your nerves get the best of you when you reach the age of 88 or 89? How many of you feel that you will live longer than 90? PROS: Guaranteed life until the age of 90. CONS...

Have you heard so much hype about a movie only to have it let you down? Maybe you haven't read or heard too much about it, but expected something a little better. Did a movie fall apart half way through? Did the ending just suck entirely? Lend us your thoughts! SUPERMAN RETURNS THE VILLAGE...

Do you ever find people responding to threads in a manner which seems naive, off-topic, or solely for argumentative purposes? Have you ever posted something only to have someone take you too literally, call you out, and call you immoral? Let us unite! Rid the TMF of these misguided souls...

Everyone will have their favorite television shows cancelled at some point in time. Has this happened to you yet? If so, which one was it? Was it more than one show? Maybe these shows weren't your favorites, but you may have learned to appreciate them after the cancellation. Feel free to use...

I was just told that I sound like Adam Sandler in the Waterboy, and I am pissed. I will not mention any names, but she is on my list. errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...my my my my momma say you da devil, Skip. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...

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Do you think that people are generally ticklish in the "between the leg" area or do individuals express this only to get felt up for arousal? You decide.

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