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This game is played by following in Alphabetical Order You say I am and then the next letter of the alphabet. I'll start it off :) I hope you enjoy playing :) I am ANGRY next letter is B

 Thought you might like these two jokes. :) Go Figure! A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station. GO FIGURE! * If Fedex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP * If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what...

HE SAID... SHE SAID: 1) He said...I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? 2) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said…It's not my fault, I ran out of money. 3) He said...Since I first laid eyes on you...

50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class 1.Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises. 2.After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday was the last day to...

Professor Of Mathematics Professor Of Mathematics A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope...

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." ~~~~~~~~~ A lady was picking...

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I borrowed this from another site thought it would be fun. This game is fun and easy :)   Here is an example:   Someone says gimme 5 fruits The next person answers: Orange Apple Strawberry Cherry Grape Then the person who answered gets to say gimme 5 ???   So I will start ....  Gimme 5 things...

Happy Belated Birthday Alex, sorry it's late I was away for a while with no access to the Net. I hope it was a great one! Wishing you many more! :)

NEW SOFTWARE   "Millennia Year Application Software System"  (MYASS)   Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone.  We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS.  We have not addressed...

:dropatear: "Wish you were Here" For all the free people that still protest. You're welcome. We protect you and you are protected by the best. Your voice is strong and loud but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd. We are your fathers, brothers and sons wearing the boots...

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I...

This is a thread that is about silly sentences. It is a fun game for all to enjoy. All you have to do is fill in the blanks. Have fun :) I decided to go to the ______ with my friend ____, he/she decided to bring a(n) _____ and I brought a(n) ____ ; for lunch we went on a picnic and...

Nope I didn't make an error. But I would like to wish y'all a early Happy Easter :)

Has any one heard or seen from 4Paws lately? I haven't seen anything of her and missed her posts.

The 23rd Pound My appetite is my shepherd; I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating For the food...

Happy Birthday Kandy, I hope you Have the best birthday ever! Wishing that you peace of mind and much happinsess! Sorry, I can't celebrate this day with you but I hope that you have a wonderful birthday still!I really like the new look!!!

Edwin Starr: His hit song `War' was protest anthem April 3, 2003 BY THOMAS WAGNER ASSOCIATED PRESS LONDON -- Edwin Starr, the soul singer who produced No. 1 hits for Motown such as "War" in 1970, died in England on Wednesday. He was 61. Mr. Starr died at his home near the city of...