A middle aged women with a voracious sexual appetite was hungrily eying the strapping young man bagging her purchases there at the supermarket.
"Can I carry these to your car, ma'am?" he asked.
"Why yes, thank you," she said. "That's very considerate of you."
He follows her outside, carrying her goods, and they start across the massive parking lot.
"Where is your car," he asked.
"It's on the other side, behind those trees." She turned and winked at him. "I think I should warn you, I have an itchy pussy!"
"Oh, that's okay," the clueless young man replied. "Those Japanese cars all look the same to me."
Ichi ban joke.