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Let's write a silly poem
- Thread starter cettorpes
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One potato,two potato,three potato four,
I had too many beers,and fell upon the floor,
Alas,a noise,what's that?,
But a knock upon the door,
I ordered food,could this be it?,
I was getting hungry,I have to admit,
But it was someone else to my surprise,
Could it be true?,I couldn't believe my eyes,
I was drunk and could barely stand,
I wouldn't believe,if not seen firsthand,
The figure approached with an evil look,
With every step,the whole house shook,
How could I defeat such a foe?,
Just fuckin' hit him,I don't know,
We engaged in a hell of a fight,
Til I hit his chin,with a hard straight right,
He was down but surely not out,
I hit him harder and began to shout,
He finally quit and accepted defeat,
I won the battle,and it felt sweet,
I helped him up and poured him a drink,
He could use one,I would think,
I'll tell you who it was and it's kinda funny,
It was in fact, the Easter Bunny.
I had too many beers,and fell upon the floor,
Alas,a noise,what's that?,
But a knock upon the door,
I ordered food,could this be it?,
I was getting hungry,I have to admit,
But it was someone else to my surprise,
Could it be true?,I couldn't believe my eyes,
I was drunk and could barely stand,
I wouldn't believe,if not seen firsthand,
The figure approached with an evil look,
With every step,the whole house shook,
How could I defeat such a foe?,
Just fuckin' hit him,I don't know,
We engaged in a hell of a fight,
Til I hit his chin,with a hard straight right,
He was down but surely not out,
I hit him harder and began to shout,
He finally quit and accepted defeat,
I won the battle,and it felt sweet,
I helped him up and poured him a drink,
He could use one,I would think,
I'll tell you who it was and it's kinda funny,
It was in fact, the Easter Bunny.
milagros317
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I'm alone now at home,
But I can't write a poem.
But I can't write a poem.
It's a beautiful, lovely day,
All the blue have gone far away
Little birds fly in the sky
On a red rose there's a butterfly.
Now the whole world is just a song
Lightblue sky and golden Sun
Little children play in the field
We thank you oh, God, for all your gifts.
All the blue have gone far away
Little birds fly in the sky
On a red rose there's a butterfly.
Now the whole world is just a song
Lightblue sky and golden Sun
Little children play in the field
We thank you oh, God, for all your gifts.
luvgirlsfeet
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My sister is a Nurse
It's what she's always wanted to be
She helps people with names from A to Z
If she had a chance to do it again her answer would be yes and it would come quick
If that be the case please God I hope I don't get sick
It's what she's always wanted to be
She helps people with names from A to Z
If she had a chance to do it again her answer would be yes and it would come quick
If that be the case please God I hope I don't get sick
