• The TMF is sponsored by Clips4sale - By supporting them, you're supporting us.
  • >>> If you cannot get into your account email me at [email protected] <<<
    Don't forget to include your username

The TMF is sponsored by:

Clips4Sale Banner

Some Interesting Milagros Facts

Babyshambles

2nd Level Red Feather
Joined
Feb 4, 2006
Messages
1,492
Points
0
If you make a list of 10 things Milagros cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

Milagros does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Milagros goes killing.

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Milagros

Milagros doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

In conversation, Milagros often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

Milagros has counted to infinity. Twice.

Milagros is the reason that Waldo is hiding

The chief export of Milagros is pain.

Milagros' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Milagros once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
 
Heh. I neither confirm nor deny any of it. :p :p :p

But the main point is, he hasn't denied it!

Don't mess with milagros. I fear that even I - trained milagros-fancier that I am - may have already stepped over the mark.

Wait,

what's that noise outside my window...


no.....

it can't be.......


"Milagros sir,.....i didn't mean it. Oh no! What are you doing....."

WHIRRRRRR, (chainsaw)

"......nooooooooo ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"
 
A hint to the fearful: I've never killed anybody who has bought one of my books. (See links below.) :D
 
Milagros is a fine man and a brave warrior The vorpal bunnies wuv him :bunny: :D :p
 
I am 100% sure Mils has not done a video of him kicking Chrisheaven in the arse....Or vice versa

This will be the much awaited and silliest clip to expect. :eek: :D
 
I am 100% sure Mils has not done a video of him kicking Chrisheaven in the arse....Or vice versa

This will be the much awaited and silliest clip to expect. :eek: :D


No-one can be 100% sure with Milagros. I expect there's a video of him kicking everyone in the world up the arse on the internet somehwere.

:cat::cat: cool cat :cat::cat:

Yeah man! Peace!
 
Don't make Milagros angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.:scared:
 
I am most concerned that there is no mention whatsoever of Dwayne Bush, his twin brother
 
I thought Dwanye was enjoying life in the Carribean with his multi-million dollar lottery winnings.
 
Milagros has already killed Chuck Norris and fed him to the vorpal bunnies.
 
There is no "Theory of Evolution", just a list of creatures that Milagros allowes to live.
 
What's New

3/28/2024
Stop by the TMF Welcome Forum and take a second to say hello!
Tickle Experiment
Door 44
NEST 2024
Register here
The world's largest online clip store
Live Camgirls!
Live Camgirls
Streaming Videos
Pic of the Week
Pic of the Week
Congratulations to
*** brad1701 ***
The winner of our weekly Trivia, held every Sunday night at 11PM EST in our Chat Room
Back
Top