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PMS?......(funny)
Here's an image forwarded to me by our own Strelnikov which illustrates the effects of pms on an otherwise ordinary everyday woman.......Enjoy
Thanks Strel !!!
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Disassociation...
This post was in no way sanctioned by the Society of Q...*backpedaling from his doomed buddies furiously* 
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Watch it Strel and Ray! Some of us really do turn nasty during PMS! 
Ann
Come visit us at our web sites.
 
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Originally posted by TicklingDuo
Watch it Strel and Ray! Some of us really do turn nasty during PMS!
Ann
SOME of you??? ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Glad you liked it. One of the advantages of our advanced age is that Mrs. Strel is past the age where I need to be concerned with PMS. Ah, the memories...
Strelnikov
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Watch it, Venray! I'm not above makign a special trip to your place one of these months when I am PMS'ing REALLY bad! We'll see how humorous you find the topic when you witness a live woman to beast tranformation, first hand!! LOL!
Mimi 
April '95 to October '08. The hole left in my heart and soul will never be healed or filled by another. Only love this strong could hurt this bad.
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Originally posted by Mimi
Watch it, Venray! I'm not above makign a special trip to your place one of these months when I am PMS'ing REALLY bad! We'll see how humorous you find the topic when you witness a live woman to beast tranformation, first hand!! LOL!
Mimi
What makes you think I haven't ALREADY?.....(1 ex wife and one new one) LOL
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Wait, I know this girl! Ok, ok...she may look different, but I've dated her...
..In every physical manifestation she's ever had. In fact, I've dated her about seventeen times, that's how much of a bone-head I am. She may have been a blond in the late '70's, a redhead in the '80's, a brunette in the '90's...she may have changed her facial sculpting and the size of her breasts, but I know it's been the same girl over and over again.
A conspiracy? Perhaps.
"Ignorance and Prejudice and Fear walk hand in hand..." - Rush - Witch Hunt
"Big Money goes around the world, Big Money give and take; Big Money done a power of good, Big Money make mistakes; Big Money got a heavy hand, Big Money take control; Big Money got a mean streak...Big Money got no soul..." - Rush - The Big Money
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that's typical?
in what way is the before girl typical? she's incredible!
to live with her, i'd be willing to put up with a week of b.s., lolol
steve
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Rest Room Philosophy
Steve, I saw this written on a men's room wall:
"No matter how good she looks, there's a guy somewhere who's tired of putting up with her shit."
Words of wisdom, my friend.
Strelnikov
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I'm evah so clueless about this thread. I nevah get like this. Y'all can be sure of that by my sweet and innocent unassuming demeanor here on the forums.
Right boys? *blinks*
RIGHT????
Joby
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Well hello, Miz Joby. Of COURSE you haven't a clue about this thread. Southern belles are always sweet and demure - says so right on the label.
Well, usually. Sometimes. Occasionally. Whatever!
Strelnikov
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Originally posted by Strelnikov
Well hello, Miz Joby. Of COURSE you haven't a clue about this thread. Southern belles are always sweet and demure - says so right on the label.Well, usually. Sometimes. Occasionally. Whatever!
Strelnikov
Well, Hi there, Mr. Strel, Sir.
Right on the label?? You're sure 'nuff gonna make mah petticoat show makin' me laugh that hard! Bless yer heart! Ya make bein' so damn sweet just a PURE pleasure!
Joby...chanting, "Stay with me Scarlet, Stay with me! I can feel the devil takin' over!"
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PMS? That's pretty much me without a good night's sleep! Arrrrgh!!
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So many differenet faces......er I mean facets to being a woman...
EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN
ON HIGH STRESS DAYS
1. You - Off my planet
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you
weren't asleep
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder-my work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
The soul is the same in all living creatures, although the body of each is different. -Hippocrates
"We who choose to surround ourselves with lives
even more temporary than our own
live within a fragile circle, easily and often breached.
Unable to accept its awful gaps,
we still would live no other way.
We cherish memory as the only certain immortality,
never fully understanding the necessary plan..."
(The Once Again Prince, Separate Lifetimes, by Irving Townsend)
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