I'm going to be my own mayonnaise whether you like or not!
Because I listen to Beck on my iPod and I'm 16 and mad at my parents!
I'll eat all the damn mayonnaise I want because I'm my own damn person!
In fact, I'm going to eat only mayonnaise from now on!
Yeah!
How about that, society?!
I'm not going to listen to your fascist food pyramid of a balanced Nazi diet!
I'm going to eat Miracle Whip straight out of the fucking jar!
On sticks of butter!
Because I'm my own person and I refuse to have healthy eating habits because that's what you want!
I'm going to clog my arteries with cholesterol and poison my pancreas with tangy, gellatinous filth because I'm rebelling against you!
That'll show you! What does your sorry ass think of that?!?!
I hate that commercial. What are your thoughts?
Snail Shell
I may speak gibberish, but I don't talk shit
Originally Posted by Cokecan
Every time I see a thread started by SS, I really tell myself to avoid it. But I always click on it. He's like the high speed car accident of the forums.
This has nothing to do with poutine! This has to do with mayonnaise being cool and rebellious in the eyes of youth culture.
IT'S A FUCKING CONDIMENT!!!
Snail Shell
I may speak gibberish, but I don't talk shit
Originally Posted by Cokecan
Every time I see a thread started by SS, I really tell myself to avoid it. But I always click on it. He's like the high speed car accident of the forums.
Every time I see a thread started by SS, I really tell myself to avoid it. But I always click on it. He's like the high speed car accident of the forums.
Originally Posted by Cokecan
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