Leo tickles
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So, the people next door to me are fucking incredible.
After breaking up with my ex, I came home, cranked some music up at 9 PM, relaxed, all was well.
A few weeks later, I cranked the music up again, just sitting here thinking about things when a cop comes to the door and informs me somebody called them because the music was too loud and they were trying to sleep.
Ever since then, between 1-4 AM, I can hear them outside in the backyard joking around, laughing, very, very, loudly.
Today, I came home around 3 AM trying to park, and oh look, there is a car parked in 2 fucking spaces, one of them which is mine.
Now these people aren't old neighbors that just want peace. No. These are two fucking college females. Females. Two. College.
So, here's my brilliant scheme. Next time I hear a sound from these two ho's, I'm going to call the cops. For every sound they make after midnight, the cops. I mean, seriously, what the hell? They don't work. They're just two dumb broads who have everything handed to them by mommy and daddy.
I want to slap them. In the face. With a fucking frying pan.
/rant
After breaking up with my ex, I came home, cranked some music up at 9 PM, relaxed, all was well.
A few weeks later, I cranked the music up again, just sitting here thinking about things when a cop comes to the door and informs me somebody called them because the music was too loud and they were trying to sleep.
Ever since then, between 1-4 AM, I can hear them outside in the backyard joking around, laughing, very, very, loudly.
Today, I came home around 3 AM trying to park, and oh look, there is a car parked in 2 fucking spaces, one of them which is mine.
Now these people aren't old neighbors that just want peace. No. These are two fucking college females. Females. Two. College.
So, here's my brilliant scheme. Next time I hear a sound from these two ho's, I'm going to call the cops. For every sound they make after midnight, the cops. I mean, seriously, what the hell? They don't work. They're just two dumb broads who have everything handed to them by mommy and daddy.
I want to slap them. In the face. With a fucking frying pan.
/rant