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My new fucking neighbors.

Leo tickles

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So, the people next door to me are fucking incredible.

After breaking up with my ex, I came home, cranked some music up at 9 PM, relaxed, all was well.

A few weeks later, I cranked the music up again, just sitting here thinking about things when a cop comes to the door and informs me somebody called them because the music was too loud and they were trying to sleep.

Ever since then, between 1-4 AM, I can hear them outside in the backyard joking around, laughing, very, very, loudly.

Today, I came home around 3 AM trying to park, and oh look, there is a car parked in 2 fucking spaces, one of them which is mine.

Now these people aren't old neighbors that just want peace. No. These are two fucking college females. Females. Two. College.

So, here's my brilliant scheme. Next time I hear a sound from these two ho's, I'm going to call the cops. For every sound they make after midnight, the cops. I mean, seriously, what the hell? They don't work. They're just two dumb broads who have everything handed to them by mommy and daddy.

I want to slap them. In the face. With a fucking frying pan.

/rant
 
Just tossing this out here but are you sure it was the two girls that called and maybe not another neighbor?
 
^I agree, man. Might not have been them, since they like to delve in late night loudness themselves.

But I also feel your pain. I got new neighbours across the road, about 12 months ago now, and all they do is play fucking loud music till the wee hours. They play music all through the fucking day too....and its shit! The whole street hates them. Fair enough if its on weekends and their having a party, but no, they just do it because "thats how they roll" apparently :disgust:.

If its bothering you that much, perhaps plan a little carnage? We blew up their letter box :D. Though in hindsight, we should have blown up the stereo :jester:

Good luck, eh ;)
 
Have you tried talking to them? Because from your story here, aside from them being outside talking, none of this sounds like you have any proof that they're responsible for your troubles.
And believe it or not, communication can solve a lot of problems too.
 
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I asked if it was them a day or so after it happened, one of the girls said that her friend did it, and she was at work at the time.

The only other person close enough to hear music would be an older man that lives with his family. I've been here for 8 years or so, he was here before me, and him and I talk sometimes and I even baby sat his daughter once.
 
Two College girls eh? Sounds like theres potential for sexy future times:D
 
Wait a sec, two COLLEGE aged females?!

If porn has taught me anything (and it hasn't) you have only one choice:

To ring their bell dressed up as a Pizza delivery man with an 'extra meat' pizza. The rest should follow without a hitch.

You're welcome.

:jester:
 
I asked if it was them a day or so after it happened, one of the girls said that her friend did it, and she was at work at the time.

The only other person close enough to hear music would be an older man that lives with his family. I've been here for 8 years or so, he was here before me, and him and I talk sometimes and I even baby sat his daughter once.

Someone let you near a small child? Shit!

Anyway, noise complaints are the bane of the police's existence. If they keep it up, repeated noise complaints about them will irritate the cops enough to make those girls really think about continuing to do it.
 
So, the people next door to me are fucking incredible.

After breaking up with my ex, I came home, cranked some music up at 9 PM, relaxed, all was well.

A few weeks later, I cranked the music up again, just sitting here thinking about things when a cop comes to the door and informs me somebody called them because the music was too loud and they were trying to sleep.

Ever since then, between 1-4 AM, I can hear them outside in the backyard joking around, laughing, very, very, loudly.

Today, I came home around 3 AM trying to park, and oh look, there is a car parked in 2 fucking spaces, one of them which is mine.

Now these people aren't old neighbors that just want peace. No. These are two fucking college females. Females. Two. College.

So, here's my brilliant scheme. Next time I hear a sound from these two ho's, I'm going to call the cops. For every sound they make after midnight, the cops. I mean, seriously, what the hell? They don't work. They're just two dumb broads who have everything handed to them by mommy and daddy.

I want to slap them. In the face. With a fucking frying pan.

/rant

So let me get this straight. They called the cops on you ONCE and now you want to mess with them because it's two college females living next door.

Ooooooooooookay. :illogical
 
If it's two college aged females, just wait until they have a party in the backyard and call the cops on everyone that leaves and report their license plates because they are driving under the influence. I had some so called friends that screwed me over very badly back about five years ago, so one night when they were at a bar I waited until they were about to leave and called the police to report a car with his license plate number and car model heading away from the bar. Cops are always near bars on weekends anyways, so long story short, my ex-friend got a DUI.
 
So, here's my brilliant scheme.

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"Now! everybody else quite content to join in with my little scheme of marching up and down the square?"

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:bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha:
 
Damn you people are over analyzing this thing more than I thought possible.

Emily is probably the only one that gets it. The less seriously you take me, the more fun you'll have, unless I'm actually trying to have a conversation with somebody, which I very seldom do on this forum. Before you ask, I keep posting here because it's fun.

Anyways, I don't care that it's two college females. It could be 2 college males. Fuck, one pre-op, and one post-op tranny, and it would still be the same to me.

One day, I'll be very very bored, and I'll engage in a war with them. For now, I have enough entertaining stuff in my life to leave them alone.

And Viper, I can't believe somebody let you tie them up, much less tickle them, so we're even. :)
 
I say get that frying pan and start the slapping!! lol ok that's not the best advice, but I empathize with what you're going through because I have annoying neighbors as well, and trust me if there was an allowable law to use frying pans as weapons here I'd probably would have done that already lol, However the police frown upon things like that where I come from haha. Whatever you do just tink it through, and be rational in your actions.
 
Hey listen, let me know if they move out during the summer. I'll be needing a place in Cincinnati, and I can't imagine a greater joy than having you for a neighbor.
 
Gotta give the OP credit for reacting more than reasonably
and much more maturely
towards the few numbnuts who just apparently felt compelled to post to watch themselves talk "big nasty"

rather than either PM like a grown-up, post something halfway constructive or just
...not waste the space and anyone else's time being so very freakin' junior-high :rolleyes:

We're more youthful, wonderful, but I'm thinking 25 is the new 15 all too often here...

And that commendable restraint is also why I'd assume the OP vented here about taking a frying pan to someone's face but stopped short of actually DOING so... Calling the cops is a very healthy alternative!! :D If necessary --

One thing I wouldn't do, however, is post such a thought -- much less any admission of vandalism (attempted, much-deserved or otherwise)
with a clear facial shot posted :shock:
 
So, the people next door to me are fucking incredible.

After breaking up with my ex, I came home, cranked some music up at 9 PM, relaxed, all was well.

A few weeks later, I cranked the music up again, just sitting here thinking about things when a cop comes to the door and informs me somebody called them because the music was too loud and they were trying to sleep.

Ever since then, between 1-4 AM, I can hear them outside in the backyard joking around, laughing, very, very, loudly.

Today, I came home around 3 AM trying to park, and oh look, there is a car parked in 2 fucking spaces, one of them which is mine.

Now these people aren't old neighbors that just want peace. No. These are two fucking college females. Females. Two. College.

So, here's my brilliant scheme. Next time I hear a sound from these two ho's, I'm going to call the cops. For every sound they make after midnight, the cops. I mean, seriously, what the hell? They don't work. They're just two dumb broads who have everything handed to them by mommy and daddy.

I want to slap them. In the face. With a fucking frying pan.

/rant
Can't blame you, Leo. That's infuriating to say the least. I hope you nail those two empty headed sluts but good.

Also glad to see you ignoring the simple minded drivel that always seems to come your way whenever you post.

And Viper, I can't believe somebody let you tie them up, much less tickle them, so we're even. :)

You're definitely not alone there, Leo.
 
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