I always said if I ever had to be in the witness protection program we'd be the Pheltersnadge family. Howie, Winnie, and Betty Pheltersnadge. There used to be an ad in the local yellow pages of a lawyer named Howie Fuxer.. Dead serious. Oh and that nascar driver that was popular when I was a kid "Dick Trickle" I would get in SO much trouble everytime I giggled about it
Another phone lookup. There are 13 people named Richard Down in this country. "Hi, can I speak to Dick Down please". LOL. I like that one.
On the flip side, there is no one in this country named Richard Up, so there are no Dick Ups.
Mitch