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milagros317 · May 21, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Thanks

Yea seems no matter how miserable the people are... lawyers always seem to be happy.

I once had a conversation with two lawyers and asked them which specialty within the legal profession they hated and would never do.
One said, divorce law, because they are scum who profit from people's misery.
The other said, immigration law, because they are scum who profit by taking money from poor, desperate immigrants.
Both were correct.

kurchatovium · May 21, 2017

milagros317 said:
I once had a conversation with two lawyers and asked them which specialty within the legal profession they hated and would never do.
One said, divorce law, because they are scum who profit from people's misery.
The other said, immigration law, because they are scum who profit by taking money from poor, desperate immigrants.
Both were correct.

Very true. :iagree:

milagros317 · May 22, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Very true.

I find that amusing, that lawyers in one specialty will recognize that lawyers in another specialty are the scum of the earth, but will not look in the mirror. :rowfull:

kurchatovium · May 22, 2017

milagros317 said:
I find that amusing, that lawyers in one specialty will recognize that lawyers in another specialty are the scum of the earth, but will not look in the mirror.

Exactly.

Its really like all lawyers are preying upon someone elses misery.

milagros317 · May 23, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Exactly. Its really like all lawyers are preying upon someone elses misery.

So true. I can not imagine somebody going into a lawyer's office and saying, "I am here because I am so happy!"

kurchatovium · May 23, 2017

milagros317 said:
So true. I can not imagine somebody going into a lawyer's office and saying, "I am here because I am so happy!"

Yup very true. Thing is you probably wont be happy even after you are done. LOL

milagros317 · May 24, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Yup very true. Thing is you probably wont be happy even after you are done. LOL

I can imagine the lawyer throwing such a person out, as they can provide no service to a happy person.

kurchatovium · May 24, 2017

milagros317 said:
I can imagine the lawyer throwing such a person out, as they can provide no service to a happy person.

Very good point there.

milagros317 · May 24, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Very good point there.

Yes, lawyers only want to see people who provide them with they call "billable hours." :sowrong:

kurchatovium · May 24, 2017

milagros317 said:
Yes, lawyers only want to see people who provide them with they call "billable hours."

Yea one of my cousins who is caught up in this mess said the lawyer wants 495 dollars an hour.

milagros317 · May 24, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Yea one of my cousins who is caught up in this mess said the lawyer wants 495 dollars an hour.

That is a staggering fee.

kurchatovium · May 25, 2017

milagros317 said:
That is a staggering fee.

Yes quite an amazingly high fee.

Sorta like the joke:

Why are Vampires better then Lawyers?
Because Vampires quick sucking your blood after you are dead.

milagros317 · May 26, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Yes quite an amazingly high fee.

Sorta like the joke:

Why are Vampires better then Lawyers?
Because Vampires quick sucking your blood after you are dead.

Good joke! I will use it.

kurchatovium · May 26, 2017

milagros317 said:
Good joke! I will use it.

Thanks.

Be my guest.

milagros317 · May 26, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Thanks. Be my guest.

Most of my best jokes come to me that way, I hear them or read them and remember them.

kurchatovium · May 26, 2017

milagros317 said:
Most of my best jokes come to me that way, I hear them or read them and remember them.

Yea it the same for me. Hopefully I remember the good ones. LOL

milagros317 · May 26, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Yea it the same for me. Hopefully I remember the good ones. LOL

Sometimes I write them down.

kurchatovium · May 27, 2017

milagros317 said:
Sometimes I write them down.

Yea I suppose I should do that. I am writing a bunch of other stuff down these days.

milagros317 · May 28, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Yea I suppose I should do that. I am writing a bunch of other stuff down these days.

In my case, it is because my memory is not as sharp as it was when I was young. :grandpa:

kurchatovium · May 28, 2017

milagros317 said:
In my case, it is because my memory is not as sharp as it was when I was young.

In my case I think I just have too much on my plate. Just hard to keep up with all this stuff.

milagros317 · May 29, 2017

kurchatovium said:
In my case I think I just have too much on my plate. Just hard to keep up with all this stuff.

Yes, I can imagine that dealing with lawyers :firedevil

makes your plate very full.

kurchatovium · May 29, 2017

milagros317 said:
Yes, I can imagine that dealing with lawyers makes your plate very full.

I could sure use a whole case of super extra strength lawyer spray. LOL

milagros317 · May 30, 2017

kurchatovium said:
I could sure use a whole case of super extra strength lawyer spray. LOL

Yes, that is exactly what you need.

kurchatovium · May 30, 2017

milagros317 said:
Yes, that is exactly what you need.

Would be good to have a couple of cases .... just in case.

milagros317 · May 31, 2017

kurchatovium said:
Would be good to have a couple of cases .... just in case.

Exactly! You never know when you are going to encounter a lawyer :firedevil

and need to spray him or her quickly.

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