milagros317
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I doubt that many lawyers will vote for you.Yup. Should be a total sweep for me.
I doubt that many lawyers will vote for you.Yup. Should be a total sweep for me.
I doubt that many lawyers will vote for you.
Also true, and you are correct in putting both lawyers and demons from hell into the same basket.Well true..... but thats likely not such a bad thing. I probably wont get the demons from hell vote either. LOL
Also true, and you are correct in putting both lawyers and demons from hell into the same basket.
That is true. Lawyers might be picking over your estate long after you died.Yea. Both still torment you even after you are dead.
That is true. Lawyers might be picking over your estate long after you died.
So, in fact, lawyers are worse than vampires! I never realized that before.Yup. Even a vampire leaves you alone after he sucks out all your blood. LOL
So, in fact, lawyers are worse than vampires! I never realized that before.
Another scary thought that I just had: There are ways to detect a vampire, but anybody that you walk by on the street might be a lawyer.Yea I think so. Frightening stuff.
Another scary thought that I just had: There are ways to detect a vampire, but anybody that you walk by on the street might be a lawyer.
Also very true.Very true. And also holy crosses dont work on lawyers.
Also very true.
Would you require that old Bugs Bunny cartoons be shown before the movie starts at all theaters?
For lawyers, ordinary lead bullets should suffice.I wonder if silver bullets?
For lawyers, ordinary lead bullets should suffice.
Yes, I would suppose so.I think so too. For Werewolf lawyers you would likely need the silver ones?
Yes, I hope there are none.Hopefully no such thing exists.
Yes, I hope there are none.
Almost all lawyers are demonic, but only a few are actual demons who pretend to be human and graduate from law school.That would be a bad thing. Like a demon lawyer.... though technically there would be all that much difference from a regular lawyer.
Almost all lawyers are demonic, but only a few are actual demons who pretend to be human and graduate from law school.
That is why I love jokes about lawyers.True. Very hard to tell the difference many times. LOL
That is why I love jokes about lawyers.
Example:
What do you call 50,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
LOL Good one!Me too.
Whats brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
LOL Good one!
It would be fun to see a Doberman tearing a lawyer into pieces.