You know Ubisoft if you put female playable characters in your games we could have this. I'm sorry, what? Neither they nor any other triple A developer does dirty games because they're considered less than porn? Well it's still dumb of them. Anyway, be careful where you sail...if you're in the 1600's...and an alternate universe where pirate women raped males, instead of pirate males raping women. Oh the hell with it, sexy pirates!