Hello chums
I don't know if you were aware that Santa Claus has a daughter. Well he does (now), and she (Santarella) has decided that she is capable of joining the present delivery business, she thinks it is time she took over from her father. Mr Claus, on the other hand, has other ideas.
However, he says that if she can handle the present deliver for one region (Europe in this case) he will gradually let her do more and more.
She was adamant that she could do the whole thing on her own (she had a spreadsheet ready in Google Docs and an app on her phone to keep track of how things are going, but her father insisted that she take at least one elf with her, it is tradition he maintained.
Well anyway, the one elf she was landed with was, of course, loyal to her father and had a little sabotage planned.
On only the seventh chimney her top got snagged on a broken TV aerial (I wonder how that happened?) and she got all snaggled up inside. At that point a very peculiar Jack-in-the-Box sprung open and began biting and tickling her feet (where her boots and socks had gone is anyone's guess) and the rascally elf took wicked advantage of Santarella's poor ticklish underarms.
Now then, she has to keep from making a sound, as if she is discovered by the occupants of the house, all tangled up in the chimney, tickled pink in the face with her knickers showing she will never be let near a present sack again.
It must be very difficult to concentrate on getting out of this mess with all those sharp little fingers
Happy holidays
D
I don't know if you were aware that Santa Claus has a daughter. Well he does (now), and she (Santarella) has decided that she is capable of joining the present delivery business, she thinks it is time she took over from her father. Mr Claus, on the other hand, has other ideas.
However, he says that if she can handle the present deliver for one region (Europe in this case) he will gradually let her do more and more.
She was adamant that she could do the whole thing on her own (she had a spreadsheet ready in Google Docs and an app on her phone to keep track of how things are going, but her father insisted that she take at least one elf with her, it is tradition he maintained.
Well anyway, the one elf she was landed with was, of course, loyal to her father and had a little sabotage planned.
On only the seventh chimney her top got snagged on a broken TV aerial (I wonder how that happened?) and she got all snaggled up inside. At that point a very peculiar Jack-in-the-Box sprung open and began biting and tickling her feet (where her boots and socks had gone is anyone's guess) and the rascally elf took wicked advantage of Santarella's poor ticklish underarms.
Now then, she has to keep from making a sound, as if she is discovered by the occupants of the house, all tangled up in the chimney, tickled pink in the face with her knickers showing she will never be let near a present sack again.
It must be very difficult to concentrate on getting out of this mess with all those sharp little fingers
Happy holidays
D