Well hey there!

Greetings one and all!

So first off, let me say that I have been a serious lurker on this side on the internet for sometime. But in recent months I've found myself wanting to be more active in the community and contribute to such a wonderful collection of miscreants and saints ^_^.

But quick run down on me: I write and at times have been called a writer because of it. I'm in my mid-twenties and have dangly bits as well as an oddball sense of humor. I like pina coladas, but prefer rum and coke.

And most of all, I'm happy to be here.

So yeah... Hello!

Welcome to the TMF, CoffeeEmporer, and congratulations on making your first post. This is a wonderful place. Have fun here.

Good to see you here, my friend. I can confirm that CoffeeEmporer is an up and coming star in the TK fiction genre. Very talented writer. We will all be richer for your partici....... pation.

Welcome to the community.

~C.A.B.

Thanks guys, you really know how to make someone feel at home. I'm not even disappointed there was no candy man