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Dumlus mumlus sumlus.
I might say this after eating donuts.
Translation: Donuts are delicious.
Tamlus mumlus sumlus.
I might say this after eating tiramisu.
Translation: Tiramisu is delicious.
Chumlus mumlus sumlus.
I might say this after eating chocolate cake.
Translation: Chocolate cake is delicious.
Jukkingus jodderit jerchus! Krukus kripkus!
I would say this when seeing a fan of the
putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards.
Translation: Kill the bastard! Kill it now!
Gluckus glorus, glamus!
I might say this after a Dodger victory.
Translation: Way to go, Dodgers!
Narpus swarpus larpus.
I would say this upon hearing a swaying parrot talk.
Translation: You're a fine parrot.
Narpus parpus larpus.
I would say this upon hearing a purple parrot talk.
Translation: You're a fine parrot.
Narpus grarpus larpus.
I would say this upon hearing a green parrot talk.
Translation: You're a fine parrot.
Ragnus rebbick, kog rog.
I would say this upon hearing a politician lying.
Translation: Shut up, lying bastard.
Climpick mimpick simpick.
I might say this when watching a comedy show.
Translation: Very funny.
Lorkus morkus snorkus.
I might say this when I'm tired.
Translation: I need sleep.
Canus wuldus crepus crepus belzz.
Matanus evus!
I would say this upon seeing a wolf.
Translation: All wolves are evil to the core of their soul. Shoot it!
Note: I have been mocked for previous copies of this post. It has been stated that "no one will see" these posts. Obviously, the TMF member who said that had just seen the post.
In fact, I don't care if anybody else sees these posts or not.
I see them and God sees them, and, even if nobody else does, that is enough for me.
Slingus slortus sudderus.
I would say this when I am lonely.
Translation: I need a hug.
Narpus garpus larpus.
I would say this upon hearing a green parrot say "Hello, handsome," to me.
Translation: You're a smart parrot.
Karpus garpus harpus larpus.
I would say this upon hearing a green parrot say "You are smart and wonderful," to me.
Translation: You're a very smart parrot.
Karpus parpus harpus larpus.
I would say this upon hearing a purple parrot say "You are smart and wonderful," to me.
Translation: You're a very smart parrot.
Hapkus glapkus napkus!
I would say this after being tickle tortured by Goddess Shelly.
Translation: That was fun!
Hapkus hapkus hapkus glapkus napkus!
I would say this after being tickle tortured by Goddess Shelly
for a long time.
Translation: That was lots of fun!
Prokus lokus bokus?
This is a phrase that I would say when startled.
Translation: What the fuck?
Grillus grollusk chollusk!
I would say this when hungry for protein.
Translation: Give me meat!
Belzus kelzus IRS! Chongus zongus yorombus!
I would say this after doing my taxes.
Translation: Damn the IRS! May they all roast in Hell!
Olluck ommusk oggust.
I would say this upon seeing a friendly owl.
Translation: You are a fine owl.
Ugga bugga dorcus.
I might say this upon emerging from a hot bath.
Translation: That was refreshing.
Cruncus lunkus slunkus!
I might say this while being tickled by Goddess Shelly.
Translation: Give me more!
Glippus nippus flippus.
I might say this when seeing a topless woman.
Translation: Really nice breasts.
Matanus evus! 
