Death by Tickling - English translation requested

[MrTicklefeet]

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[solleticosoffro]

Ah, man, you're lazy enought for NOT studying another language, huh?

I'm only kiddin': currently I don't have the time to translate it all, but I've red the article, so, if you've some specific question, ask me.

I can say, first of all, that, beside the fact that this is really an Italian newspaper, dated 1947, the facts narrated here take place in Chile.