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In this thread, THE GOLDEN RULE DOES NOT APPLY! :D

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Bohemianne

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Could imagine the folks running amok here and there... Go ahead, try it! :D :D :rockon:

Warning: Not for n00bs. And why? Just don't be a n00b. :D
 
To certain unspecified people, probably not even TMF members:
:eek: You are the offspring of seven generations of syphilitic prostitutes, each of whom was too stupid to recognize her own brother in the dark. :eek:
 
desdemona said:
Um... Happy Thanksgiving to non-Americans. Lame. I know.
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TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!
TURKEY is DEAD!:D

milagros317 said:
To certain unspecified people, probably not even TMF members:
:eek: You are the offspring of seven generations of syphilitic prostitutes, each of whom was too stupid to recognize her own brother in the dark. :eek:
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Ooooo.... Mils, if you intend to mean the syphilitic descendants of pre-Tesla - dark - times, the dawn of braille won't help either. :eek:
 
milagros317 said:
I will keep secret who is it that I meant. :D
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My Gad, I thought it's all elf tales around here, but yooooo must be serious! Confucius won't mind, only if no zombie ate his brain during his lifetime. Remember: anything that happened before my birth is moved to the borderline of faith. :D :sherlock:
 
Certainly most of those seven generations were before you were born. :D
 
To a particular but unspecified person:

Fuck you!

Fuck you up the ass!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo, pounded in with a sledgehammer!

And after that, your carcass should be hung up to rot in public view, until the flesh has rotted away and the bones separate.

And after that, your bones should be pounded into bone meal and baked into porcelain toilets.

And after that, those toilets should be installed in VA hospitals, so that our long-suffering and deserving veterans can shit and piss on your bones, for many years.
 
milagros317 said:
To a particular but unspecified person:

Fuck you!

Fuck you up the ass!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo, pounded in with a sledgehammer!

And after that, your carcass should be hung up to rot in public view, until the flesh has rotted away and the bones separate.

And after that, your bones should be pounded into bone meal and baked into porcelain toilets.

And after that, those toilets should be installed in VA hospitals, so that our long-suffering and deserving veterans can shit and piss on your bones, for many years.
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I'm floored!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :laughhard:
Could imagine the barbed wire...
 
milagros317 said:
To a particular but unspecified person:

Fuck you!

Fuck you up the ass!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo!

Fuck you up the ass with a yard-long barbed wire dildo, pounded in with a sledgehammer!

And after that, your carcass should be hung up to rot in public view, until the flesh has rotted away and the bones separate.

And after that, your bones should be pounded into bone meal and baked into porcelain toilets.

And after that, those toilets should be installed in VA hospitals, so that our long-suffering and deserving veterans can shit and piss on your bones, for many years.
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I really hope this person is not me.
 
Bohemianne said:
I'm floored!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :laughhard:
Could imagine the barbed wire...
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I can not take credit for that image. The phrase "barbed wire dildo" came from a TMF member who hasn't posted here in many years. Her screen name was Limeoutsider. :D
 
I really like the photo below, too. :D
 

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I tried to write a song about you Mils,but the notes on the piano don't go that low. :D
 
For reasons that are difficult to describe, I really like the photo below. :D
 

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There is at least one TMF member whose execution I would cheerfully watch in person. :Grrr:
 
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