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Odd questions thread

Cuz of chlorophyll, probably.

How the hell did we come to discover the tickling power of hairbrushes...?
 
A ticklish person once had hairy feet

If the ugly duckling was a swan what is the gross goose
 
Depends. If it's a food, it's when it stops tasting like heaven and starts tasting like pain. If it's a song, it's when you've listened to it thirty-eight times in a row, and now it's so stuck in your head that you can't sleep now.

If a cat meows in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it get mad that it's not the center of attention?
 
Of course, it's a cat.

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
 
Because it is the only positive integer that is neither prime nor composite. :eek:

Why is Pluto no longer a planet?
 
No, Uranus is too gassy for there to be sand.

What do you think Mars smells like?
 
Only if you don't put the 8 ball in the corner pocket.

Does the speed of sound travel faster on the Autobahn?
 
Very much faster, especially if the sound is inside a BMW. :p

Why did the blonde eat the cucumber?
 
She had an oral fixation

Do raspberries grow on tummies or on a bush? ( Shuddering for the answer on this one)
 
Both! It is especially nice if they travel from the tummy into the bush. :devil:

What did the jockey say to the one-legged prostitute?
 
Do I get half off the going rate? After all, I am a small guy as well.

Why can't fire and gasoline just get along and play nice together?
 
About the same as a big duck.

When you take a break, who are you taking it from?
 
Because they're just too fucking stupid.

Do flowers have to get licenses for their pistils?
 
Because "green" and "go" both begin with G, so they must be associated, leaving "red" to mean "stop."

Why doesn't everybody prefer chunky peanut butter to creamy peanut butter?
 
Because a lot of people are afraid of being the "Bride of Chunky"

Why aren't these questions odd?
 
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