BlasterMaster
1st Level Yellow Feather
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2014
- Messages
- 3,068
- Points
- 38
I hate snow. I hate it so. White snow. Cold snow. I wish it would all just go. I hate all this fucking snow.
Shoveling all the snow. Walking to and fro. No machine I can use to blow. God I Hate This Fucking Snow!
Someone asks me if there's more snow. Look around I say and you'll know. I look high and I look low. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SO MUCH SNOW?
No birdies like the crow. They saw what was coming and said "WHOA". They went south like my neighbor Joe. I'M GOING TO KILL THIS FUCKING SNOW!
Can't throw a snowball like a pro. The snow's so clumpy like it's dough. No lawn of grass left to mow. I FUCKING HATE ALL THIS SNOW!
Frostbite has eaten up my toe. No flowers in the garden left to grow. I've thrown away my planting hoe. SOMEONE STOP THIS FUCKING SNOW!
So much snow I am woe. My car was hit by a god damned doe. I sit here waiting for a tow. I'M SICK AND TRIED OF THIS SNOW!
Shoveling all the snow. Walking to and fro. No machine I can use to blow. God I Hate This Fucking Snow!
Someone asks me if there's more snow. Look around I say and you'll know. I look high and I look low. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SO MUCH SNOW?
No birdies like the crow. They saw what was coming and said "WHOA". They went south like my neighbor Joe. I'M GOING TO KILL THIS FUCKING SNOW!
Can't throw a snowball like a pro. The snow's so clumpy like it's dough. No lawn of grass left to mow. I FUCKING HATE ALL THIS SNOW!
Frostbite has eaten up my toe. No flowers in the garden left to grow. I've thrown away my planting hoe. SOMEONE STOP THIS FUCKING SNOW!
So much snow I am woe. My car was hit by a god damned doe. I sit here waiting for a tow. I'M SICK AND TRIED OF THIS SNOW!
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