laughter_n_love
TMF Regular
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2001
- Messages
- 293
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Son, come have a seat here at the table with your old man. It's time we had a little talk, don't you think? Now I know what you're thinking, that you've got it all figured out and don't need advice from an old fossil like me, but hear me out son, will ya? I might just be able to help you with a thing or two. And if you roll your eyes at me again, I'll knock your teeth out.
Now son...I know you know all about the internet from your video games and Instachats, and don't think I haven't seen your browser history because I have, but hear me when I tell you boy, there are rules of a different game that you need to learn. I'm talking about women, boy. Real women. Not the ones from your sticky comic books and or from all those videos you like to watch on pornhub. By the way, you are gonna make yourself go blind if you keep that up. No son, I'm talking about the kind of women you interact with online. You know...real women.
It's important you understand that. What did I tell you about rolling your eyes? Son...listen...if you want to get to know these women, you need to learn how to talk to them. To them son...not at them. They aren't pieces of meat, and they aren't just sitting around waiting for your horny ass to hit on them with whatever perverted suggestion comes into your brain. And honestly, do you really think that kind of approach is going to work? And what if it does? What kind of a woman is going to respond to an approach like that? I'll tell you what kind...the kind with a pair of testicles bigger than yours who is using YOU for spank material. Believe that son...believe that. Those types are out there.
So let's you find yourself on an internet forum...say the TMF. And maybe you spot a profile of a woman you'd like to know better. Or maybe you hit the chat room and find a woman that interests you. How are you gonna handle it?
Let me tell you how you are NOT gonna handle it. You aren't going to jump into her private message boxes and demand she talk to you. You aren't going to make her feel guilty if she doesn't talk to you. You aren't going to assume she is into what you are into. You aren't going to get pushy, or clingy, or pitch a fit if things don't go your way. You are a man now, son...it's time to act like one.
So here's what I want you to do...the next time you find a woman that interests you on the TMF, take a moment to read her profile. It only takes a moment, and you can learn a lot about a woman this way. If she took the time to write it, you should take the time to read it. It will certainly save you the embarrassment if you find out you are barking up the wrong tree. And when you feel you are ready to make contact, why not pretend she is standing right in front of you? Ask yourself if the message you are about to hit 'send' on is something you would be comfortable saying to her, face to face. If not, maybe you want to rethink it or reword it.
Trust me son, if you think you are the only swinging dick trying to get their attention you are WAAAAY off course. The kind of woman you find interesting is the kind of woman EVERYONE finds interesting. Your pathetic attempt to get her attention is going to fall on deaf ears. You'll be pushed into the reject pile faster than you can unzip your pants.
So take a moment to think about what you want to say. Find a way to differentiate yourself. Show some interest in what she is interested in. Find a way to make her laugh. Show that you are interested in getting to know her, and THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE A REASON FOR WANTING TO GET TO KNOW YOU TOO. You can't win a girl's heart with a first impression, but you sure can lose one. If you come across as pushy or just out to beat your meat, she'll sniff you out in a heartbeat. But if you come across as a genuine person with something to offer, you might just have better luck.
So that's it. Either you hear me son or you don't. I've been there boy...I don't want to see you make the same mistakes as so many others. Now, get out there and make your Dad proud!
Now son...I know you know all about the internet from your video games and Instachats, and don't think I haven't seen your browser history because I have, but hear me when I tell you boy, there are rules of a different game that you need to learn. I'm talking about women, boy. Real women. Not the ones from your sticky comic books and or from all those videos you like to watch on pornhub. By the way, you are gonna make yourself go blind if you keep that up. No son, I'm talking about the kind of women you interact with online. You know...real women.
It's important you understand that. What did I tell you about rolling your eyes? Son...listen...if you want to get to know these women, you need to learn how to talk to them. To them son...not at them. They aren't pieces of meat, and they aren't just sitting around waiting for your horny ass to hit on them with whatever perverted suggestion comes into your brain. And honestly, do you really think that kind of approach is going to work? And what if it does? What kind of a woman is going to respond to an approach like that? I'll tell you what kind...the kind with a pair of testicles bigger than yours who is using YOU for spank material. Believe that son...believe that. Those types are out there.
So let's you find yourself on an internet forum...say the TMF. And maybe you spot a profile of a woman you'd like to know better. Or maybe you hit the chat room and find a woman that interests you. How are you gonna handle it?
Let me tell you how you are NOT gonna handle it. You aren't going to jump into her private message boxes and demand she talk to you. You aren't going to make her feel guilty if she doesn't talk to you. You aren't going to assume she is into what you are into. You aren't going to get pushy, or clingy, or pitch a fit if things don't go your way. You are a man now, son...it's time to act like one.
So here's what I want you to do...the next time you find a woman that interests you on the TMF, take a moment to read her profile. It only takes a moment, and you can learn a lot about a woman this way. If she took the time to write it, you should take the time to read it. It will certainly save you the embarrassment if you find out you are barking up the wrong tree. And when you feel you are ready to make contact, why not pretend she is standing right in front of you? Ask yourself if the message you are about to hit 'send' on is something you would be comfortable saying to her, face to face. If not, maybe you want to rethink it or reword it.
Trust me son, if you think you are the only swinging dick trying to get their attention you are WAAAAY off course. The kind of woman you find interesting is the kind of woman EVERYONE finds interesting. Your pathetic attempt to get her attention is going to fall on deaf ears. You'll be pushed into the reject pile faster than you can unzip your pants.
So take a moment to think about what you want to say. Find a way to differentiate yourself. Show some interest in what she is interested in. Find a way to make her laugh. Show that you are interested in getting to know her, and THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE A REASON FOR WANTING TO GET TO KNOW YOU TOO. You can't win a girl's heart with a first impression, but you sure can lose one. If you come across as pushy or just out to beat your meat, she'll sniff you out in a heartbeat. But if you come across as a genuine person with something to offer, you might just have better luck.
So that's it. Either you hear me son or you don't. I've been there boy...I don't want to see you make the same mistakes as so many others. Now, get out there and make your Dad proud!
