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Petty Problem and Petty Advice Thread

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Bohemianne

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Post your petty problems and rest assured that the person below you will give you a petty advice.

Do take each advice with a grain of... I'm sure this could get pointless. You've just been warned! :D

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I'll start:

Problem: How do I stop myself from sneezing if I want to?
 
Bohemianne said:
Post your petty problems and rest assured that the person below you will give you a petty advice.

Do take each advice with a grain of... I'm sure this could get pointless. You've just been warned! :D

..................
I'll start:

Problem: How do I stop myself from sneezing if I want to?
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Solution.
Inhale celery juice to stop yourself from sneezing.

Problem.

How do I get my farts to smell better?
 
Bohemianne said:
Problem: How do I slap someone without making it obvious?
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^ :eek: Mosquito! *slap* Sorry! Missed the mosquito. :blush2:

Problem: If you tie a piece of peanut butter face up on the back of a cat, then drop them a few feet from the ground, what will happen: will the cat land on its feet? The peanut butter land faced down? WHAT a conundrum!
 
The cat will triumph and land on its feet. :cat: Yay, cat! :cat:

How can I tell if a stray cat has already used up eight of its nine lives?
 
Bohemianne said:
When it won't stray anymore.

How do you instantly pacify a hysterical person?
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A blunt instrument to the head works wonders. :devil:

What should you do when a vending machine takes your money and doesn't dispense the product?
 
milagros317 said:
A blunt instrument to the head works wonders. :devil:

What should you do when a vending machine takes your money and doesn't dispense the product?
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Look around for security camera (so I can kick the unit -lol that's a joke). Call the nearby receptionist/guard/in-charge if there is, otherwise, just walk away and call it a day.

PROBLEM: What would you do if the food you ordered is not satisfactorily warm?
 
Send it back to the kitchen to be warmed up.

PROBLEM: What should you do if there is a dead cockroach in your salad? :eeew:
 
PROBLEM: What should you do if there is a dead cockroach in your salad? :eeew:[/QUOTE]

^Sue the restaurant for a million dollars.^

Problem: How do you get chewing gum off of your shoe?
 
milagros317 said:
I don't; I throw the pair of shoes away.

Problem: What do you do when it's raining and you have no umbrella with you?
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^ Stay at a nearby shed, wait a bit until the rain is over, then go...

Problem: What would you do if you have recurring dream about your worst nightmare/s?
 
I would wake up and clear my head. :D

Problem: What would you do if you have erotic dreams every night?
 
Problem: How do you deal with vampires?[/QUOTE]


^I don't believe in vampires.

How do you stop hiccups?
 
Hold your breath for 30 seconds.

Problem: How do you keep from being bitten by mosquitoes?
 
^ Bite them first.

PROBLEM: How do you entertain yourself during traffic when your smart phone happens to be low batt?
 
By listening to Sirius radio.

Problem: What do you do on a long bus trip if the bus has a very small, very smelly bathroom?
 
In a microwave.

What do you do if you're running late and don't have time to shave (your face for men; your legs for women)?
 
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