So my housemate is beyond irritating and an absolute nightmare to live with. Her only redeeming feature is her feet, which are just superb. Occasionally I get to see them but only when she lotions, pumices and paints her toenails. The rest of the time she drives me crazy by wearing socks! Even in summer!
Anyway, I stayed at a friend's last night as she was having a party (no way was I going to stick around for that) and when I returned this morning, she informed me that my Xbox had been broken at some point during the evening. She said she was sorry and then when I said she can give me the money, she fobbed me off and said that she'd "sort it out" while walking away from me.
I don't know whether it was the anger or just the lack of needing to care given that I move out soon, but I blurted out a "punishment proposal" for her. I had always whether a pair of soles that I NEVER see were ticklish. Suffice to say I now understand why those feet are always socked and protected ��
When I offered her a wager to reduce the tickling, she arrogantly accepted. Who else would have accepted the below? ��
--> Soles will remain taut and toes flexed back for 1 minute. The soles will receive gentle raking of 1 nail each for the duration. If successful, the tickling ends immediately. Every time one toe just quivers or a tiny wrinkle appears on the soles, 5 minutes of no-holds barred penalty tickling will be owed.
Anyway, I stayed at a friend's last night as she was having a party (no way was I going to stick around for that) and when I returned this morning, she informed me that my Xbox had been broken at some point during the evening. She said she was sorry and then when I said she can give me the money, she fobbed me off and said that she'd "sort it out" while walking away from me.
I don't know whether it was the anger or just the lack of needing to care given that I move out soon, but I blurted out a "punishment proposal" for her. I had always whether a pair of soles that I NEVER see were ticklish. Suffice to say I now understand why those feet are always socked and protected ��
When I offered her a wager to reduce the tickling, she arrogantly accepted. Who else would have accepted the below? ��
--> Soles will remain taut and toes flexed back for 1 minute. The soles will receive gentle raking of 1 nail each for the duration. If successful, the tickling ends immediately. Every time one toe just quivers or a tiny wrinkle appears on the soles, 5 minutes of no-holds barred penalty tickling will be owed.
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