Praise the Lord! Part III.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Eight new choir robes are needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Another fine addition to your ongoing ecclesiastical theme! My favorites today (I’m especially keen on the third one):

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Eight new choir robes are needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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I ain't gonna touch on any of these gems...i mean things......the Good Lord may just call me home..... (but still LMAO).

YES! I love these! Thank you Bugman!

The Jesus one got me laughing out loud~

Low_Roads said:

Another fine addition to your ongoing ecclesiastical theme! My favorites today (I’m especially keen on the third one):

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Thanks Low_Roads. Those are my favorites too.

rdhd said:

I ain't gonna touch on any of these gems...i mean things......the Good Lord may just call me home..... (but still LMAO).

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Don't let the Mrs. see this one rdhd.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Tenebrae said:

YES! I love these! Thank you Bugman!

The Jesus one got me laughing out loud~

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Glad you enjoyed them my friend. Jesus walking on the water seems to be the consensus favorite.