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Man Shoots Himself In Penis While Robbing Hot Dog Stand.

Mitchell

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One of the stories on the front page of.

www.abc7chicago.com

A man shot himself in the penis while robbing a hot dog stand.

After robbing the hot dog stand, the suspect was trying to adjust the gun in his waistband, when the gun went off, and a bullet hit him in the penis.
 
Hey look! It's Dickless!
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I know I shall answer for this, but........................ :laughhard:
 
"The universe has an unlimited about of stupid."-Single Greatest Truth Known to Man
 
The new incident should be on the front page of.

www.kdvr.com.

Apparently, another guy shot himself in the penis, inside a Walmart.
 
Was he also stealing hot dogs, or maybe a sausage?
 
What a wiener! :blaugh:

Seriously, you can't make this stuff up. Write that into a novel and your publisher will tell you "Oh, come on, this kind of things never happen in real life!" :laughhard:
 
Natural selection is eventual as death and taxes. The dumb cancel themselves.

-Charles Darwin the Almighty.
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Apparently, another guy shot himself in the penis, inside a Walmart.[/QUOTE]


Need a package wrapped in the tool section
 
The final insult came later at the hospital when they brought him de-boned chicken for dinner
 
I saw another incident like this posted yesterday.

It was on www.wowk.com in West Virginia, I think..

I tried finding the specific story, but can't seem to.

Three incidents in a short period of time.
 
I'm honestly glad these guys didn't accidentally kill someone else with their guns when their firearms went off due to being mishandled.

Maybe mandatory gun safety/training and maintenance would be a good law to pass to help prevent this?
 
I'm honestly glad these guys didn't accidentally kill someone else with their guns when their firearms went off due to being mishandled.

Maybe mandatory gun safety/training and maintenance would be a good law to pass to help prevent this?

I'm pro-gun and I agree with this. It makes sense that a person should be qualified to handle a gun before we hand him one. We do the same for cars, with driver licences, after all.

And if you think the Americans are bad, wait until you've met the Saudis:

https://youtu.be/bgF_pPwfBYU

Like my grandfather used to say: "stupidity is the one thing that's equally distributed among all nations, and each has plenty of it too" :blaugh:
 
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I know this thread is a couple of years old, but I wanted to post in it due to what I just read.

There is a guy who runs an online group. The group is focused on pointing guns to one's crotch.

So of course, guess what?

The guy pointed a gun at his crotch, and shot himself in the testicles!

Why, why won't people learn?

Even though this is the first case I've heard about an incident like this in a few years Have there not been enough cases like this?

Geez
 
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