Well, one that comes to mind would be Jennifer Aniston, or may be Tina Fey.....whatever...you've proven yourself to be fantastic at this kind of thing, so I'm sure whatever you do will be great!
I think the enthusiasm is due to the fact that for once this is no "random celeb fantasy". You have hit a homerun here, because this looks like it belongs to the series. The way they speak, the absurdity of the situation... it has the feel of an actual episode of Seinfeld. If only... haha